boot
feels
lemon juice and eyeballs do not mix well.
Lemongrass
asks
have you been trying to outstare a lemon again?
boot
says
Lemon Smearing: The Sport of Kings!
Unless it's an eyeball dacquiri. Oh, wait, that's lime juice...
boot
says
yow! Eyeball dacquiri. Yow-yow-yow!