[Animaltalia] Gil was hopping back and forth, muttering to himself. "Where's that stupid mutt? I want my carrots gott verdammt!" His long,
soft ears began twitching in annoyance. Where was that bruder of his? It was getting late and he *needed* his carrots!
was trying to get up from the kitchen floor where the skunk had left him, momentarily blinded by the acid in his eyes, whining pathetically.
gave out haughty whine of irritation. Migrating to the living room, his large ears caught a sudden noise from the other room. Perking up,
he hurriedly moved to the kitchen to see if his brother was there. And more importantly, *his carrots*
is trying to push himself up onto his feet, but it's quite the challenge, but he manages to get up, his legs shaking harshly.'
Gil
was
a mere foot away from the kitchen when a terrible stench struck him. Covering his nose with his hands, he still managed to smell the stink.
Wrapping his ears around his hands and nose, he deemed himself safe and peered around the wall curiously. "Bruder?" his question was muffled
turns his head to the noise, trying both not to breathe and to open his eyes. "Nii-san," he whined, instinctively trying to sniff his
presence and regretting it the moment after. "Nii-san... please, can you lead me outside, I can't see right now..."
pitied his poor brother and nodded, oblivious to the fact that his brother couldn't actually see him. "Let's go" his nose scrunched up as he
stepped closer. He allowed his footsteps to be a bit heavier, leading the other outside. "Damn West, what the hell happened?"
"Later", he wheezed out, following the heavy footsteps of the bunny until they ended up in the garden. Ah, fresh air at last. Greedily he
inhaled the fresh oxygen, coughing out the acid he had accidentally inhaled.
"Skunk," he wheezed out once he felt sure enough to speak again.
rolled his eyes. *Of course* his little bruder would get sprayed by a skunk. "Ya know, I heard from 'Tonio that the only way to get out the
stench is to bathe you in tomato juice." He snickered a bit into his ears, which still happened to be covering his nose.
tries to glare, but it's lost somewhere. "That turtle thinks everything's curable with tomatoes... Damn. That skunk said he knew you, too."
slowly looked back at Ludwig. "...Did he give a name?" He began picking tomatoes out of the garden Ludwig had planted earlier.
(( OTL, I suddenly have the mental image of doggy germany madly digging holes. ))
"...I'm not sure... He sounded French though. "
[XDDD omg, that'd be too funny!]
((that would be so cute <3))
paused awkwardly. "...He must've confused me with someone else," he chuckled hesitantly. He gathered as many tomatoes as his small paws
could carry and placed them beside the sulking canine. "Lie down, I'm gonna wash you so you can go get my carrots"
(( XDD ))
"Can't you get them yourself?" he whined, but obeyed, resting his head between his paws so that his face was easily reachable for the bunny.
A faint red coloured his cheeks. "No" he mumbled, releasing his hands and refastening his ears around his nose. He took a plump tomato,
positioned it over the dog's head, and squished it harshly.
almost howled when the tomato pulp hit his eyes, feeling as if they were going to burst any second now. "Nii-san!! This hurts!"
"If it hurts, that means it's working" he hurriedly scrubbed his bruder's fur. He rubbed the skin on Ludwig's head and reached for another
tomato. "Besides, this'll make the smell go away faster"
whines more pathetically than before - if that's even possibly - squirming and trying to get the tomato off. "It hurts!"
"Oh man up West! It's gonna get better." A bit gentler this time, he squeezed the juice onto Ludwig's neck and scrubbed some more. He
discarded the dead tomato skins and went for another tomato. "The sooner I finish, the sooner the pain will go away."
whines still, squirming pathetically, but tries to sit still until gil's finished.
rolled his eyes again but worked faster. Soon enough, he had West's entire body drenched in juice. Hopping over to the hose, he pointed it
in the doberman's direction. "Brace yourself," he grinned wickedly.
As if he hadn't been doing that all the time. Still, he takes a deep breath, holding it afterwards and waiting for the shower.
turned the knob to medium blast and pelted the other with water. He hopped closer and thoroughly rinse out all the juice, scrubbing as he
went.
((D: you deny me as a friend? /sobs in corner))
[iksudhgfdgh /hugs]
(( pfft. ))
sniffles and snorts the water and pulp out of his nose and tries to lie still, despite his instinct to get up and shake the water out of his
short fur,.
made sure he washed away every trace of tomato before standing back and turning the hose off. "Alright West, shake it off and we'll see if
you still smell terrible."
stands up as he is told, legs still shaky, but as soon as he shakes off the water, he starts to feel better again, even daring to blink his
eyes open... but they don't feel any better at all. And now he reeks of tomatoes and skunk.
slowly moved his ears out the way and took a hesitant sniff. *Ugh* "Well, at least you don't absolutely reek of skunk now," he shrugged.
"Wanna take a real bathe now?"
"...It doesn't seem like anything else will help," he sighs, wishing he was a cat or some other animal that could lick its eyes.
[You have to keep washing him in tomato until there is only tomato and no skunk.... the process lasts for hours....]
(( oh, so you're an expert? ))
((...have you ever gotten sprayed, feli?))
snorted, going back inside. "Anything you splash on the floor, you get to clean," he warned, moving to the bathroom. He hopped up onto the
((/curious lol))
side of the bathtub and reached up to turn the water on.
[fortunely, no, Just read about it... I never see any skunk before]
[kjsdhfdkfugh this website says use beer <3]
((XDDDDDDDDD))
((i remember a rugrats chapter when chuckie gets sprayed. I don't remember what they did though))
[not if you want your doggie to have alchol posion ...]
(( I approve of the beer method. ))
[;A; reply Westttt~]
(( /didn't see your replay, but I just checked. ))
followed obediently, the best he could with still being half-blind and carefully climbed into the bathtub, being a failure for his entire
species.
*almost
adjusted the water just so and let it fill the tub. Filling it to a reasonable amount, he leaned up to shut the water off. Glancing at his
sulking brother, he managed to balance himself on the edge and reached for some shampoo.
lowers himself into the water. It felt actually nice, but getting the water out of his fur later would be a pain in the ass. He tried to
dive into the water to get his eyes clean, but he ended up looking like a helpless puppy.
snickered softly. "Don't move, I'm gonna pour shampoo on your head" he warned, unscrewing the top.
reemerges, then holds perfectly still, not wanting shampoo in his eyes on top of it all.
squirts gently, watching as the soapy liquids merge with his wet fur. Recapping the bottle, he places it aside and begins to lather West's
fur. "This is very nostalgic," he chuckles.
growls slightly, but it's playful. He enjoys the soft massage and soon his tail starts to swish with a soft sound that almost sounds like
purring
grins, giving his larger, yet younger, brother a playful nudge on the head. "I remember back when you were a tiny puppy, barely able to
reach the tub on your hind legs. Ah, the good ole days" he reminisces.
"Nii-san," he complains, not wanting to hear about this, but reluctant to move as well, with that massage and everything. His tail is still
giving away how much he enjoys this.
suddenly bursts out laughing, nearly slipping and falling into the tub. "Oh- there was this one time *ha!* when you were taking your first
bath *oh gott, my stomach* and when the soap was washing off, you thought you were melting!" He laughed so hard that this time, he did fall
in the tub!
"Nii-san!" Since he doesn't find it that funny, he quickly moves to fish his bunny-brother out of the tub, carefully setting him down where
he cannot fall into the water again.
Gil
was
still hysterically laughing. "Oh, hah~ You were the funniest puppy" he began to calm down, wringing water out of his ears.
looks at him both with worry and slight disapproval. "Nii-san... I'm not a puppy anymore."
"Well I can clearly see that," he grinned, relieved that his ears were dry. "I'm just gonna miss you needing me," he states with a tinge of
sadness.
frowns at that. "I don't need you anymore, that is," he says truthfully. "But I would miss you a lot if you weren't there... So much that I
would wait for you every day."
smiles genuinely for a split second before smirking. "Aw, poor wittle Ludwig" he scratches the area behind West's ears affectionately.
"Anyway, we've got to get you cleaned up. Don't want you stinkin' up the house anymore than it already is"
tail wags happily at the scratch, hackling happily as well. "My eyes are better as well, I think.2
scrubs harshly to get out tomato *and* skunk smell. He worked his paws back and forth, rubbing with all his might.
grunts in pleasure, tail swishing a little too happily around, splashing in the water.
attempts to block the droplets of water that West managed to splash on him. He wiped his face before remembering....there was soap on his
paws.
blinks as the massage stops, turning to look at his brother, who looked quite unhappy there. "Nii-san?"
pouted. "Soap on my face." He hops down into the tub and uses an ear to anchor himself to the side.
[weirdest mental image XD]
(( lol whut? XD ))
gets up as well, starting to lick the bunny's face to get the soap away, not minding the taste.
laughs, pushing Ludwig's face back. "I'm clean! I'm clean!" He chuckles, wiping his face of saliva. "Jeez, now *I* need a bath."
Germany
gives
him a hurt puppy look. "I just cleaned you... But hop in, there's enough water in here."
waves the look off. "You know that never works on me West, I've dealt with it for too long." He slips into the tub and splashes around,
paddling back and forth.
watches the bunny swim around, supressing the urge to get out of the water asap, instead he nuzzles his brother slitghtly, taking him off
track.
[too cute....pinky flower flowing around while reading this, so adorable]
pouts, protesting at the nudge to his side. "I was going in a straight line! Jeez," he grumbled, flicking water in the canine's face.
blinks the water away, tongue hanging out of his mouth. Splashes clumsily into the water with his paw.
laughs as a huge wave is created by West splashing his paw into the water. He lets it carry him all the way to the other side of the tub.
"That was totally awesome!" he cheers.
blinks again, spurred on by the encouragement. "I can do it again, if you want to..." But before Gilbunny can swim back, he has already
splashed into the water again, with a little more force this time.
bubbles with laughter as the second wave send him flying, quite rapidly, to the side of the tub. However, this time, he hit the tub quite
painfully. "Ow" he mumbled, rubbing his poor ear.
quickly made his way over at that, terribly sorry. "Nii-san! Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, I'm fine," he waved off West's worries. "Anyway, let's get dried up and see if you still reek."
nodded, still a little worried, so he licked over the bunny once. "Sorry."
chuckles, pushing his face away. Managing to get a secure grip of the edge of the tub, he hoists himself up and over, landing on the bath
rug.
helps him a little by nudging him upwards before he gets up as well and starts to shake out the water before attempting to get out himself.
"Don't shake yourself," he warns, getting a small towel for himself before hopping over to pull down a much larger towel for the other.
whines, he'd much rather shake the water out, it would make him dry quicker, but obeys nevertheless.
Using all his strength, flings the larger towel over his brother and commands him to lay down. It'd be easier to dry him that way. "You can
shake, if you wanna clean up after."
grumbles, but lets things happen, tail and ears dropping. "I trust you, Nii-san."
snorts. "Yeah, I thought so." He begins to roughly, yet thoroughly, dry his very large brother before carefully moving to his face. "Your
eyes feeling better?"
nods. "Yes, they do. It's still a little blurry, but I can see alright again. And I don't pick up any more smell, which is good... Thanks,"
he mumbles before moving to lick his brother again. He knows he probably doesn't like it, but what can he do? He's a dog after all.
grins, patting his nose affectionately. "Well, now that you smell much better, I need you to do me a favor."
tilts his head, feeling better now. The prospect of helping his brother has him wag his tail excitedly again. "What is it?"
Gil
was
about to reply when a rumble emerged from his stomach. Laughing awkwardly, he began to scratch the back of his head. "I want carrots."
blinks, having expected something much... more important for some reason. "Uh... okay. I'll get you some."
"Thanks West!" he grins, tossing both towels into the hamper. "When....when exactly did you get sprayed by that skunk?"
"Just before you found me... maybe 2 minutes before that, why?" he asks, waiting for his brother to hop onto him, so they would be faster.
"....No reason," he leaped onto Ludwig's back, looking off to the side. "And why exactly did he spray?"
"I told him to go. He got scared," he says as he trots back to the kitchen, opening the fridge for his brother to get the carrots in there.
"Ah, alright then" he sighed in relief. That damn skunk! 'I'm gonna sock him in the face next time I see him' he thought, hopping of his
brother's back.
"Said he saw a skunk-girl coming inside here," he elaborated, pulling on the carrots to get them out of the fridge.
snorted. "Of course that perv goes searching for someone he could sleep with," he shook his head in amusement.
crinkles his nose as he lets the door of the fridge fall shut again. "...who would want to sleep with a skunk?"
"....He has his ways," he continued to shake his head, hopping over to get a carrot. "I can't possibly imagine who but, it happens"
crinkles his nose up further as he lies down. "What if he... you know, accidentally... you know..."
"No, gott, no, don't you dare try to imagine," he cringes as a shiver rips up his spine. "That's just, ew. Ew" he chomped violently on his
treat to remove the mental image.
ponders a little longer on that image, but then shakes his head, snorting
"On that topic, West, when're you gonna bring home a hot doberman?" He snickered.
blinks, turning red to the tips of his ears, tail swishing nervously as he looks away. "Nii-san! I've got more important things to do!"
"Well, a sexy little canine should be on the top of that list!" Smirking at his little brother's embarrassment.
blushes even harder at that. "Nii-san! Watch your mouth!" In fact, he isn't so sure about his sexuality. He has yet to find a bitch that he
fancied.
"Hey! I'm just stating the obvious! Unless...you already have one. Do you? Are you keeping her a secret? Does she have a bunny friend?" He
pestered, poking his brother's nose.
"What kind of dog would have bunny as a friend?" he mumbles, still blushing furiously. "And fyi, I don't have anyone."
"Well, we are brothers aren't we?" He deadpanned the obvious. "...Do you need help finding someone? I've got people who know people," he
offered with a chuckle.
"Like Francis?" he winced, whining slightly. "That sounds like you want me to lose my virginity sooner rather than later."
"......YOU'RE A VIRGIN?" He exclaimed, jumping in surprise. "Man, I knew you were tightassed but-" he began to choke on his laughter.
"......................................" whines, but keeps quiet anyway.
"Not everybody is a rampage bunny like you," he hisses out after a minute then.
"Hey, but I get girls" he grinned, inclining his head as if to say 'I win'. "And, you have an awesome brother who just so happens to know
someone with a sexy dog friend."
frowns. "...Nii-san, I don't want to go on a blind date."
"There's no helping you," he sighed. He sat there a ponder for a moment before- He got it! His eyes slid slyly back to Ludwig. "Maybe you
can't find a nice girl because you're into guys?"
sputters and barks at him loudly. "Nii-san! It's not like that!"
"Okay! Okay!" He put his paws up in surrender, his ears quivering at the sheer volume of his brother's protests.
calms down again, lying down to show his defeat. "Sorry to be so loud."
pats his nose. "But really, if you were, I'm not saying you are!, I'm completely fine with it. Everyone experiments once in a while."
"I don't think I'm into... /that/ at all," he mumbled, enjoying the touch of his brother.
"Well, you can't say that if you've never tried it" He states honestly. "It's really not all that bad, if you're pitching that is"
"Pitching?" he asks, confused by the term.
chuckled at his brother's naivety. "The one giving" he tried to find another term, one that he wouldn't get scolded for using.
"Oh," he said, frowning a little. "...Wouldn't the bigger one always be the one... 'pitching'?"
"You'd be surprised" He shrugged. "Some people have weird kinks. *Really* weird kinks."
scrunches up his nose, tilting his head curiously. "Really? ...but how?"
"Well~" He started, not really sure if his *brother* wanted to hear this story. "It's actually very weird."
"I can imagine that so far," he nods, tilting his head the other direction, with a frown.
"Well, there was this cat. A very sexy cat, mind you. He was drunk and things happened. It was good," he nodded, reminiscing.
"..............a cat?" he asks, baring his fangs slightly. "...Wait, you mean you... 'pitched' the cat?"
(( *laughs at the mental image* ))
[PFFFFFFF]
"Yep" he nodded enthusiastically, not seeing what was wrong with that picture.
"...wow." Mind goes blank, trying to imagine that. "...did you ever see him, her... /them/ again?"
titled his head in thought. "I...don't think so. But then again, I'm pretty sure he was happy waking up to realize a rabbit had topped him"
snorts softly. "Was that... was the biggest animal you have topped?"
's face becomes serious as he contemplates the answer to that question. "...Nope, I've topped a German Shepard once"
[What is this conversation? /shot]
(( .....I dunno`? XDDDD ))
"Really???" he asks, incredulously, tail wagging with excitement. This sounded like when his brother told him about his adventures as a
pup.
[OMG, THIS^ PFFFFFFFFFF]
"I have to admit, that was definitely my most difficult conquest, by far." He nodded, grinning at his brother's eagerness to hear the tale.
"How did you manage it?" he asked, curiously.
"Well, he was a wily thing. He protested and whined but it was obvious that he'd rather take than give. I seduced him with a steak and he
let me have my way. Afterwords though, he admitted that he would've submitted regardless."
(( /laughing so hard ))
"Huh," he made, tail dropping. "I thought it was more of a conquest."
"Well, it took quite a while to convince him. 3 weeks I believe it was. A very stubborn thing he was," he nodded.
"3 weeks??" doesn't believe his brother had the patience to court somebody that long, just for one simple fuck.
"Yeah, I know. One of my longest conquests. Serenaded him and everything. Gott, it was fun." he sighed, ears beginning to droop in memory.
"...and all of that just for pitching him?" he asked, a little scandalized by the idea.
"...Ok maybe not," he admitted, sitting down. "It was kind of...." he mumbled the rest of the sentence.
"It was kind of what?" he pressed on, curious now.
"Like......love. Okay? I fell in love" He sighed, rubbing his face in aggravation.
stares. "...Nii-san..." he mumbles softly, leaning forward to lick him gently again. "What happened?"
"He never knew since I never told him. He left after we had sex, mortified that he was topped by a little rabbit. I didn't have any problems
being bottom but apparently he didn't see that." He eyes began to cloud with hurt.
keeps licking him out of sympathy. "Poor Nii-san... what would you do if you saw him now?"
"Kick him in the face" He barked bitterly. "But I suppose I still love him," he sighed, looking off to the side, allowing himself to be
licked.
"What was he like that you fell in love with him?" he asks in between his licking.
"The complete opposite of me." He grinned. "He was quiet, shy and definitely didn't look his size. He had a soft laugh and these amazing
eyes." He sighed. "Purple, they were purple. I've never seen someone with purple eyes before."
(( ...purple eyes? /two characters that fit that, probably the bigger one and the other was the cat, lol ))
"Hit you hard, huh?" he mumbled, keeping up his licking.
nodded solemnly. "That's all and done with though" he stood back up, shaking his head. "What's past is past, no use in bringing it back up
in the present."
licks his back one last time. "True. You should find yourself a nice little bunny-woman to be happy with."
"Eh, I suppose. But it's fun being single, getting to hit on anyone without someone nagging you" He laughed
"Heh, I suppose it is," he mumbles, nuding his brother slightly.
[I don't know what to do next ;w;]
(( XD That's fine, we can pause this, I'm a little too weirded out by this atm as well, lol ))
[Me too XD]
(( /....so amused. ))