NO *PUNTS*

D8

/SOB!

/SHUNS

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT

I WILL EAT ALL OF YOU D8<

/nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

*tastes like popcorn*

Oooh. Popcorn.

This makes me want to watch a movie. D8<

JUST AS PLANNED

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

YOU PLANNED THIS? D8<

ALL ALONG

/shoots your keikaku in the foot

NOOOO NOT MY KEIKAKU

YES UR KEIKAKU

THAT'S IT THIS IS SUM SERIOUS SHIT

THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF OKAY

I MEAN

SHIT

MY MOTHERFUCKING *KEIKAKU*

Ooh, what comes off after the gloves? 8D

*translator's note: keikaku means plan

*waggles eyebrows*

PLANDOORI

*tn: doori means 'just according to'.

looooooooooool

So you could write plandoori keikaku

Yet somehow

That seems wrong

"doori" just makes me think "noodles" for some reason

It also means street, so. XD

Hehe

Fun times, man, fun times.

/unrelated When I was a kid I always though "gesundheit" was just a nonsense word you said after someone sneezed

/semi-related. When I was a kid, I thought people were saying 'get sun tight'.

LOL

That reminds me of my friend in high school who thought the words for "My Fair Lady" were actually "my friend is a lady"

XD

GOOGLE IMAGES RESPONSE TO "GESUNDHEIT"

mocoloco.com/art/upload/...

WHAT THE FUCK, GOOGLE

UH

D8

I MEAN YEAH AT LEAST WE CAN'T SEE THE LOWER PARTS BUT SERIOUSLY

When my brothers and I were little, we used to think my auntie was saying "gimme fuff" when she said "gimme five!"

So we thus called her Fuff <3

My grandfather used to think rated r was one word and never believed us when we said it was two words.

But Fuff is a cute nickname. XD

My aunt thought that the collected Lord of the Rings (the one in a single book) was actually the fourth book in the trilogy.

I could not convince her otherwise.

Fourth... in the trilogy.

Yeah

She also didn't want to swim in dehydrated water once.

I wouldn't want to do that either.

That sounds like a rather embarrassing flopping experience.

She is a nice woman, but she says some really dumb things sometimes.

I find that true of many people.

Some people say really special stuff

Like the kid who got all excited and said we should invent computers that run off of batteries so people can take them with them

True.

Guwah. I think I might be falling asleep.

The floor is remarkably comfortable for some reason.

Floors are the best place to sleep. Especially if they're wood.

This one's got carpet.

But

There might be wood under it?

Why are they the best place to sleep?

I wonder this as well.

Carpet isn't too bad either.

Depending on the texture.

I mostly find it the best place because of space and I used to have to sleep on them a lot.

Yeah, we used to sleep on floors a lot when we were younger, too. And a couple/few years ago, we were without a bed for like 2mos.

I used to fall out of bed and not wake up when I was a kid, so I guess I slept on the floor a bit too.

I used to go under the bunk bed to sleep.

Me too! And also slept in the closet a couple times. X__x