All my pants are too big. But all the pants I try on are too big. I no longer have an ass. I miss it.
No junk in the trunk? It's not a good way to lose weight but at least you lost weight. Be careful though, James may not recognize you
If I wasn't wearing my wig NO ONE would recognize me!
Hey, nobody would recognize you? That could pay......karma is a bitch though. You'd have to fool karma too.
know what you mean with no ass. never had any, no matter how much i gained weight and considering i'm broadshouldered & bigchested i could
use one to balance things 
I didn't miss it until I started trying on pants.
I'll give you some of mine!
hey! spare me some please!
Sure, I'm *happy* to share!