color me green with envy.

and color me done. Going to sleep now and dream of empty boxes chasing me across wind-swept fields.

you think I'm kidding?

no, that's why it's so damned funny!

the worst is the damned papercuts.

ouch! cardboard papercuts *are* the worst

I'll lose a finger or two before this is all over.

naw, you'll just wish you had.

imporessed

means impressed

the extry syllable there.