cheerz mate

Why you haven't sleep!

cant sleep ma... nocturnal lifestyle overriding me

Hahaha siao la. Coffee is it.

haha smart

WTF quit coffee-ing!

aiya addicted liao la. the smell the aroma...

Wtfug. Tsk.

eh nice lor. bloody hel today i drink again, got headache.

Drink somemore lor. Tskkkkkk!

aiya if not i fall asleep in class? ms han call me up 2/3 times i think. ms chia lesson i was barely alive if not for jinghui

LOL. Barely alive HAHAHAHAHA.

eh really lor, wa lao she cant teach la. she take 1 hour to teach transformer, i took 5 mins to teach jinghui how a transformer works

in detail with formulas

Walao. Hah good la. I missed the entire lesson on transformers!

easy la. that one concept easy for you, confirm no problem de.

Walao. My physics cmi one okay. I failed common test FYI.

high five. i failed also. and she complain to liu ching man who then complained to my parents.

Who complain!

mrs chao la. she complain i sleep in her class so my physics results drop from A1s to C6.

Siao. Don't sleep in class luh!

how to not sleep in class. she takes an hour to teach something that could be covered in 5 mins. wa lao

Damn bad leh you. You zai but people not zai ma!

not i zai la. is the teacher dont even know what she teaching la. transformer people ask the wire touch iron core will conduct electricit

she didnt know that the wires that are in transformers are enameled copper wires. they are insulated by a layer of enamel

Hahaha yeah. Tell her bring you guys to make your own transformers!

i can make one at home right now and smash it in her face to show her that the wires are insulated man wa lao

Hahahaha okay chill.

i chill la haha aiya she really dunno how teach one lor... AC current doesnt go back to the electrical station, it goes into the ground

at a substation

I officially don't understand what you're saying...

haha first hand experience of the hell i give jinghui

...? Hmmm.

hahah confuse her and kok jian. as in mrs chao teach like nv teach extra stuff to explain what's going on unlike ms ho

You mean Ms Ho teach very clear uh.

yea. she teach extra stuff that help explain even more clearly what is happening

Woah. Really that good uh! For bio or Chem?

bio bio bio! chem mr lam is hardcore study towards being exam smart

Mr Lam teach good not!

of course good la. he teach all the key points and always make those epic jokes in class

Awww nice!

he keep target kok one. "imagine kok with big underwear and kok with small underwear" to describe the volume effect on rate of reaction

WTF I don't geddit'

haha you must see him do the action then u will know la!

Omg... Can't imagine luh!

he always target him la, like... "KOK JIAAANNN.... your nane drop from sky ah?" and he always laugh him fat

Walao seriously? Hahaha damn mean sia.

but funny ma! kok ang jian, he always call him that. today chem lesson confirm also laugh again

Awesome!

today even more epic. he damn asshole he know that we use gas syringe wont work nv tell us

so i revenge, go pour everything i have into the damn beaker until the beaker so bloody hot

but also to prove that the i can force the gas into the syringe we got pure copper! and its somewhat, reddish :S

Walao eh you all too free sia. Next time show me!

show you the copper? lol i risked scalding to pour out the damn solution, that was how hot the damn thing was.

lol we called it the fukushima reactor, cuz we damn scared the glass thermal shock crack

Wtf sia. So fun!

of course. then got that wierd smell coming out of the thing like smoke like that. then weiye cover his nose like as if he will die

then the other table guys they all playing with the reagents then make some yellow colour cool thing

Walao fun sia... sucks to be on task!

neh we werent on task after realising mr lam was screwing us. hahaha so we spent 30mins doing shit trying to find stuff to play with

Hahaha fun la!

of course la. wa lao today no mr lam sad. fkin boring day. horrible

Awwww. Why no him! No lesson?

ya lor wtf. today so sleepy la. and wtf u get back e math paper?

Haven't ley. Why leh!

last question asshole one. math teachers anyhow use lousy english for the question and then dont want to pay us back the marks we lost

Hmmm aiya anyway all the marks for tests also not counted for Os...

but is like damn wasted la. lose marks because of teachers incompetent english standards

Woah. Zai lah.

u got back ur tests? damn pissed i nv get A1 for chem test -.- bloody hell

Yeah. Today. Debrief. All periods go through test.

suck man my god damn chem. i fkin didnt thought of boiling point ahhhh so sadd now

Fuck. I write heat the thing leh!!!! She dw give me the mark.

got say boiling point? no boiling point obviously no mark right eheh the god damn e math test. last question

Fuck lor isn't it obvious. Then heat for what. I wrote ethanol will vaporise first. Zzz. What?

lol it aint obvious. mr lam will call u dumb if u wrote that man. the question ask how does the new graph differ right?

so no need write the similarities right?

Yeah. Fuck. I can't believe that was a marking point. Whoever was dumb enough to even write that... obviously has intellectual defects.

Okay I'm being mean.

yes. not only that, i think whoever wrote the similarities can be excused from tomorrow's round of exams man. wa lao and mr lim dun want

give the mark back to us

LOL. Funny sia.

lol suck man. today english. i kenna pwned by first passage

Fug lor...

you leh?

Suck dick sia.

a.. wtf? that was freaking unexpected.

Haha. Okay...

i dont feel like studying chinese...

What's there to study? I mean. No 词语 etc...

yea. got point. today rawks. first time i felt zero cobfidence for two paper

Hahaha yeah. I was like... totally immune...

haha you pro ma. i see the thing stun there man. 80% fail rate

Woah..

yesh my chinese is that lousy. so happy its finally over.

Yes. But... the papers to come are... gg.

neh. im prepared for war with maths and sciences. but not humans. so... hard

Hahahah kns sia. Everyone mugging I haven't even start reading...

English and Chinese over already but I didn't even revise wtf. Feels so weird.

go revise la? english and chinese... i hate the latter...

Sian. No mood. Hahahaha. Chinese is okay la. Do well this year next year no need alr!

yea! but still... i think i will fail. your chinese pro ma...

Pro your ass. Try luh.

okok fine. pro compared to my standard ok? i still use pri 4 ci yu in my goddamn essays ok

Haha Chinese rocks.

chinese sucks. so horrible. colourful words that dont make sense

Heh. I don't see wheyey should say that.

why you*

dont make sense la. like since when water gotta do with your roots. its like everything's a story

Cool what. Abstract.

no lor not cool. cuz if you dunno the story, you dont know what it means

Totally. Watch 华文智多星!

whats that? And where?

Tv lor. Saturday 9-10pm. Gonna end alr also.

... lol haha wats the show about? im better off watching the noose

Confirm got watch before la you. Those competitions in Chinese...

isit the one they compete whose china better?

Yeaup.

nice meh? got wat interesting stuff

Help you learn Chinese lor...

eew. in what way?

All the 成语典故... etc.

nooooooo so cheem

Tsk. Cheem then can learn ma!

cheem learn wat la. i cannot understand what the person saying. only like 20%

LOL. You got hear before?

confirm got watch before lor. but watch also watch one episode. everything leaves an impression in me

Tskkkkkk. True...

hahaha sunday 9pm or 8pm? eh see this

What's that about!

see la. haha fail news rporter. i like