no

no

some place pretty obvious

don't know any

nope

and nope

you know my thoughts on that Tesco cafe, John...

not correct.

It is a famous (infamous?) UK chain

only if I take a gun

bada bing!

yes

yep

I met Charlie, who is really nice, but the rest of them need thinning out.

I want to go to Burnham Deepdale cafe, but it is too far for the cats to go without using a litter tray.

www.deepdalecafe.co.uk/

no, they will stay in the car. There is loads of room in the back of the car I am taking.

Heston - I hope so.

I feel sorry for him cos he is so short and weedy

rich

balding

bow legged

oh well. Good will and all that...