feigns surprise. Really? What would one use instead then? tissues? leaves?

Dogs like the rug for that. Humans probably need clean bed linens and a heater (or fan, depending on season and location).

just about to suggest rolling around on the carpet! Our dog swore blind by it.

there are some tougher paper towels around nowadays, but a washcloth flannel would do equally well. Scrub and wring, scrub and wring.

Those bright orange fake chamois cloths would work, but personally, I think they feel icky.

would have been very happy to have a rug to roll about on.

there were paper towels and nothing else (my own lack of planning).

used icky chamois cloths before and doesn't like them. But, again, I'd have been thrilled to find them.

I was worried I'd run out of paper towels, as it was!

you know, normally, one is just meant to wash one's *hands* afterwards.

sounds bad, when you put it like that.

still, at least I've added some mystery into your day.

reading your plurks always has that effect.

nods agreement. It was not a shower at home and it was very early morning.

knows how bad that was.

been hiring towels and is lacking in both hoop and frood.

mend her towelling ways, she promises.

yes, true. I have, however, since the foot been hiring towel. It's about 3km of walking to get to the swim.

it's no excuse. Always have your towel. What the hell was I thinking?

probably. Should I sue you?

ah-hah! A sign of your guilt. Get my lawyer.

curses! I don't have one.

they should name a lager lawyer. 'I need a lawyer!' - 'I have an appointment with the lawyer'

what a palaver.

inspired, it has to be said.

uh...

bastard.

so how many towels have you got?

well, what, you can't share? I mean, I know it's not the end of the world.

shocked. Plotting with towels?

probably. Were you going to overthrow the government as well?

that's very fair.

give a daily towel report for the next week or so. Just to keep things in order.

suspected this, to be honest.

proceed with caution.

and yet, just got zinged again. Fiend!

outta here before she gets rolled again.

bah!

also heh. And good. Night!

and you.

thanks you both for starting her day with grins and giggles.

bowed gracefully.