Happy New Year, boy~ <3 <3

... Um, do I know you?

Probably not, but I saw you in the list of 'cheeky hot boys list in Plurk' so I thought I'd say "Hi~"

Cheeky ho--- Does that list even exist?!

It does in my network! <3

... Your network is suspicious and a little creepy.

.... So who else is in it?

This handsome boy named Suyama! I loooong to meet him! And there's my favorite boxer. Ahn~ <3

Suyama? Really?

Ah, then again, he's fashionable...

He has lovely muscles too~ <3 Ahn~~ <3

He... does. Er.

increasingly uncomfortable.

But since he's not around in Plurk, you come after him. And maybe that cute boy who loves to fap.

Boxer? *changes subject* And Suyama is in Plurk.

He is? OH! I heard you're also a fag! Has your boyfriend been difficult this year too?

...................

I--

You wha---

He---

..............................................................

It's none of your business.

I'm a missionary of love, boy. I help those who feel lonely~

C'mon, maybe Li-oneechan has an advice or two for you~ Now, why isn't your boy letting you sleep with him?

Or you're bored. Why don't you look for another boy to bug?

(oh eff, the ooc brackets disappeared!)

Another one...?

(IT'S OOC OKAY )

(XDD Oh.)

(oh my god. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

(DA YO NA.)

(POST MOAR ABE! LISSURIA LONGS FOR BUGGERY!)

(DO YOU WANT A MIHASHI TOO )