i smoked weed with a jew because i'm gay

i hate a fat guy because I have perfect abs.

...

I should go put on a shirt.

lolwuuuut

xD

I was just about to go in the shower so... you know.

XD

bai

tia 0.0

danna

>.>

i stabbed a vacuum cleaner because i hate my life ? ..

tia's makes sense somehow xD

lol Melanie :3

I stabbed a piece of shit because I'm racist

OH GAH

I got married with a prostitute because that's what I am

LOL and i'm married with Jessica XD

THAT'S SO PERFECT <3333

xDDDDD

why are you wearing brown jessica? just wondering o.o

hmmm for my dog: i took a crap on an egg because that's what i am. .....smh

...

MELANIE

yes? lol

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE A CRAP ON YOUR OWN KIND

THAT'S NOT NICE ;__________;

LOL no if i did my dog's birthday & what he's wearing (since his fur is white) then that's for him. lolol. he took a crap on an egg cause

that's what he is LOL.

oh lol okay~

hahaha C: i'm sorry i did not specify that C:

my pajama shirt is brown lolllllll

lol wuut :3

haha