Scallop 3
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When I'm lonely or feeling dejected, I play this and it never fails
I pretend like I'm in Ireland
with Enya and the whales
When my telephone gets disconnected
Or I spend every night alone
I pretend like I'm in Ireland
Where the Irish bagpipes drone
In a bar once I met this guys, Dewey
and he bought me like, fourteen beers
And he told me he was from Ireland
So I lived with him 10 years
If i squinted he looked like my sailor
through my boozy, delusional fog
But he dumped me for some slut named Kayla
Took my trailer and took my dog