I'm only willing to visit placid lakes, salt flats, and painting exhibits until the world's 3D technology improves.

If 3D is too much for you, consider investing in a pair of these!

Hah, great product. You could also gouge out an eye with a spoon.

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mwahaha, nice one

what is this *up* of which you speak?