Apatia thought u and other parentals would get a kick outta this one

oh my god

beatrice so loves my routine bed time story of dramatically spoken "once upon a time (few second pause) the end, go to sleep" that she

retells it at school and her little fiancee came up to me and told me that story and i was *mortified*

but that's the best bedtime story EVER!

because it has no swear words, it is!!!

yes! see what a model parent you are?!?!?!?!?

i am not alone, apparently! HOORAH!!!

getting these for my pregnant friends and one day those who may be pregnant.

hahaha! that's awesome. I'm taking notes for future parenthood, before breaking out the foulmouthed children's book!!!

and I love that Bea has a little fiance. please tell me she bosses him around

she does, when she doesn't hate him.

every day he comes up to me (or rather... he's stopped since i started going on the offensive) and beams "beatrice is dead, i killed her!"

it's... precious?

pppffffft kids today... cute?