I think I'll go to the library and look for any Rapture sign holders at the park there, and ask them to sign over their stuff to me.

We're pondering a divorce so we can have really sinful sex

rapture is an american thing, so im not worried

wavin' at y'all from heaven, yo

Aisuru, there is no bewildebeest in heaven. Sorry. Tier was too high.

wear stardust or something

kids these days... no brand loyalty!

>_> if I could I'd have horribly sinful sex with my fiance <3

Darkley: We don't get Eurovision. So we're even.

well if I knew any Christians I'd go round them on the day before

to ask if I can have their stuff

My plans are to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

DAMMIT, MY BIRTHDAY IS THE DAY AFTER >_<

Yes, I am going to become a rapture bank - where you can store your valuables since you can't take them with you.

I do not believe anything at all is going to happen.The idiots who started these need to read the Bible again if they read it at all.

Only the bits about Homosexuals being evil, they pretty much skipped over the rest.

they also like the part where it tells women to stfu and gtfo

Slaughter some Canaanite babies. God will approve.