... thinks he's rather mistaken there. Australia is fairly certain last time he checked, there was a Roo in Austria's shed.

had only put the wee Sheila there because of the shirts Austria had been wearing. He didn't want to see his mate so glum about the lack_

of Roos he had.

not aware of this ! he isn't someone to spend a lot of time in a send but never though this would occur

He needed to make those shirts in order to stop tourist getting confused and angry when they found out there were no Kangaroos

or Beach in Austria

they can have a barbie and a bonfire, burning all of Austria's 'No Kangaroo's here' shirts.

He needs those shirts in order to stop the abuse it really was not good for Vienna's tourism . He also did not like sounds of a ..bonfire.

it could only help with Vienna's tourism. Australia is one of the most popular tourist destinations.

thats exactly why people seem to be so annoyed when they find out there in the middle of Europe rather than shores of Eastern Australia.

smiles brightly, 'They're still spending money mate. A tourist is a tourist, eh?' Australia failed to mention that the Roo in Austria's_

shed is only a cuddly toy He couldn't shack up a Roo with the anal Austrian.

"hmmm I suppose but they don't tend to come back you see. We often lose tourist to Germany , kinda like poor New Zealand being next to you"

hears something from shed but shakes it off

shakes his head, 'Nah. New Zealand gets all the LoTR nerds, and then some of the thrill junkies. We often share tourists.'

" ah thats good for him then but you need to make it more clear where Australia is ! bad enough you stole my hair style"

(( sorry if you think New Zealand as girl ;n; just a boy in my mind))

touches his hair self consciously, 'I was sporting this first! And it looks better on me.'

"Excuse me but I was a country long before you got founded by England , I would beg to differ'

frowns, 'You didn't have hair gel back in England's prime time.' How else did he get his hair like that.

" Either way I should get to keep this style I brought it in and on you it just makes you seem so much more...outback"

stares, 'That's the point mate.'

"why would you want to do that? isn't places like Sydney and Melbourne meant to be fashion capitals of world"

looks offended, 'Are you saying I'm not fashionable?' He knows he's not, but the other was rather entertaining to rile up.

"Of course you're not ! You have no style to you and let me be first to say you're hygiene is terrible!"

((please tell me If I am being to harsh ;n)

(( Sorry, I ran off to work ;o; ))

... looks down at his clothes and hands, which on closer inspection are kind of dirty, and frowns slightly. 'I'd rather be this than you,_

frilly wombat.'

(( Sorry I feel alseep orz;; XD ))

"I am not a frilly wombat ! I just take pride in how I look . I dont want other nations to link my whoel coutnry is full of dirty,unstylish

civilians I do live in Europe for gods sake I am not as bad as some other nations."

can see why people would rather visit Australia. Austria is a stuck up twat. 'I apologise then mate,' he says, smiling brightly. He wasn't_

about to lower himself any further, he didn't like the look of the level Austria was on.

" I hope so, bad enough I get so much flack from Prussia about the way I dress

and even England trys to out dress me !"

nods, understandingly, even if he didn't understand. 'Must be hard mate.'

" You have it lucky ! you're isolated, me I am in middle of everything !"

... frowns slightly. Austria had it wrong, isolation was difficult..., but he continues to nod. 'Yep, I can't even garner how much earache_

you must suffer.'

" I would love a neighbor as calm as Canada or New Zealand . Anything is better than Prussia

Swiz is ok on the odd occasion "

... keeps the understanding smile up, patting him on the back. 'Well, if you ever need some R'n'R you can come visit me mate.'

starts to frown mumbles" you have to many Sea creatures at you're house "

forgets that some of the Europeans are landlocked. 'You'll be able to swim with dolphins, and dive. You might even have an encounter with a_

shark if you surf. And then there's those bloody Jelly fish.' He's grinning all the while, he loves it.

slowly starts to turn white and feel a bit light headed "You seriously do that kind of thing for fun ?!?

I call that an attempt at suicide!"

blinks, 'Why wouldn't I?' He's always looking forward to his next adventure.

"Because you could kill yourself ! Also sea creatures are so slimly and weired looking ! how could you enjoy spending time with them !"

laughs, 'Well you already pointed out I'm weird looking and dirty. I guess birds of a feather and all that.'

" I suppose but even so don't you get a little bit concerned they could kill you in as solid minute?"

shrugs, 'That's part of the thrill?' He doesn't look concerned, 'I would rather be out enjoying myself than cooped up all day, scared of my_

own shadow.' Australia was probably immune to most things nowadays anyway. He'd just grown up with them.

" you were raised in a very off way , nothing like England ! I am quite happy to spend my days in Europe"

Dodging Switz was a "thrill" itself

scoffs, 'I'm glad I'm nothing like that pom.' He shrugs, the man could suit himself.

" if you were I am sure your hospital record would Be much smaller"

hums, 'I'd also be a kill joy?'

"you would also not cause so much stress"

shakes his head, 'England causes a shed load more stress than me!'

own note of shed the strange noises in his own seem to be getting louder " I would beg to differ"

didn't put a real roo in there, just a tap recording of one and a cuddly toy. 'You can beg all you like, not going to change the truth.'

he should go look at his shed . " says the person who is calming england who spends most day in doors cause _

more trouble than Mr Crocodile Dunde"

((Sorry, forgot about this >~< ))

nods, 'He's that diabolical.'