First order of the day, Heteroner and Homoner

to specify which feelings are giving you a boner, hetero or homo feelings, Heteroner, and Homoner respectivly

those are

kind of fun to say

girls can use them too but they make less sense

but girls don't get those

oh yea, a word i made back in grade 8

Scritchy, when your crotch area is itchy

useage in a sentence " Hold on a sec, I'm a little scritchy."

H.A.L.O an acronym for Having A Laughing Orgasm. Can be used in conversations to better describe ones state than the more common lol