'So, uh, we did the green study again and got no link. It was probably a--'

'RESEARCH CONFLICTED ON GREEN JELLY BEAN/ACNE LINK; MORE STUDY RECOMMENDED!'

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

I wonder if they corrected for multiple testing...

I was saddened by the repeating of the stats in the newspaper: kind of feels like XKCD was being dumbed down.

that tips its hat to the monotonous repetition of labwork

plus, no reputable newspaper ever shows real stats, especially in a headline!