The view's pretty good, but the nightlife is more Kennedy Center than South Beach

and the Dork Factor is off the charts

the wifi at this distance is a little patchy as well

and people keep asking to see my papers, like my presence is due only to some bureaucratic snafu. god, don't they have photos IDs here?

Not God. I mean, 'gosh'

Oh! Is that you waving?

No, that's some clown from Huntsville who's looking to bum a ride back down to finish a round of 18 on the Robert Trent Jones trail

man, you would not believe the cab fares here

no come back

we need you

finds it impossible to think you'd be up there while I'm down here

ok, back. got tired of awful BBQ due to this absurd health and wellness program they have going

no BBQ is healthy. they should know as much

suspects that wasn't BBQ but hellfires

but BBQ is good for the soul

glad to have you back