for what or who?

you should put a present on my porch, that's what you should put a present on.

AndyCT: Careful. You might find a brown paper bag on your porch. If you're unlucky, the bag will be on fire. Just don't step on it!

Hahaha! Makes me think of Billy Madison...

Contemplating how many presos to submit for TCEA. And which topics would be best