xkcd shares
14 years ago
latest #59
xkcd says
14 years ago
If it were a two or above I wouldn't be able to answer because it would mean a pause in the screaming.
xkcd
14 years ago
(jazzhands)
Talia (טליה)
14 years ago
(rofl)
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never understood that. When usually asked when I was in the hospital I'd answer truthfully, being that the worst thing I could imagine
Tenebrous
14 years ago
(jazzhands)
Rune🐻ofAgamotto was
14 years ago
having my skin peeled off, and every bone in my body snapped in half, my pain level was elven.
Tenebrous
14 years ago
pours bleach over Runestar
eleven. They didn't believe me though. :
Raynee
14 years ago
just say 8, then they give you good pain relievers.
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
haha- i've been burnt by that question at the hospital, as well, as i've seen my own bones twice (and i don't mean via x-rays). anymore,
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
they always seem to follow up with "and how would you rate other pains?"-type questions, but i dunno if that's become the norm, or if there
Daemon Mad is
14 years ago
just something about it in my medical records (i rated the pain in my leg a "strong 4" when it turned out to be broken)
lydian711
14 years ago
yupp. 8. but you have to have a good face to go with it
Joan_W
14 years ago
I already have access to the good pain meds. (muhaha)
Clara 🦄
14 years ago
Thus far, worst pain ever was having an ear infection blow out an ear drum. Dislocating my thumb was nothing by comparison.
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
i think the worst pain i've ever had was either when i had a temporary pin in my arm, holding my left radius, ulna, and the shattered bones
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
in my wrist in place after it had been rebroken, and the exterior end of the pin (it stuck out of my arm, for later removal) froze, due to
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
me getting snow in my cast during an Ohio February (slipped on ice and was off-balance, due to fullarm cast, and fwhoop, down), or when they
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
packed a massive wound in my leg (maybe 20" long scar now, starts on the top of my foot in front, and crawls up and around my leg, to my
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
calf, near the top) with gauze soaked in Dakon's Solution- i.e., diluted bleach (literally).
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
the frozen pin was probably a 6, but the ache in the marrow and interior bone lasted for days, and was hell. the woundpacking was maybe a
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
strong 7 or weak 8?
Clara 🦄
14 years ago
I'm not putting "competing with Mad for general body fucked-up-ness" on my to-do list :-P
Snailquake thinks
14 years ago
you guys would appreciate this revised pain scale.
Clara 🦄
14 years ago
"You guys, if you feel like you may become violently ill in the near future, stay away from red food. " (rofl)
Snailquake says
14 years ago
the worst pain I ever had was when a dentist stuck a spike directly into an inflamed tooth nerve pulp without anaesthetic,
Snailquake says
14 years ago
then twisted in an attempt to hoik it out.
Snailquake says
14 years ago
Clint_D: yeah (LOL)
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
haha- erm, the one time the dentist spiked a nerve directly with an anaesthetic needle, i... got aroused. to the extent that the hygienist
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
assisting him commented "well, SOMEONE's a little kinky, aren't they?"
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
*wishes for a facepalm emote. again*
Snailquake has
14 years ago
a friend who said something very similar after I blogged about it! You're not him, are you? :-P
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
haha- i don't *think* so?
Snailquake says
14 years ago
ZOMG, there's *two* of you out there!
Munchflower
14 years ago
why am I not suprised to see you in this plurk, Mad?
Munchflower
14 years ago
I was going to comment but you've pretty much summed it all up, fucker <3
JoshuaStephen
14 years ago
Always say 6 or higher. You get better drugs.
Daemon Mad
14 years ago
eh, by the time i actually *go* to the hospital, good drugs aren't even a question anymore, honestly.
Raynee
14 years ago
My worst pain was not near so bad I suppose. Childbirth, ruptured ovarian cyst, or strangulated hernia... they all suck though.
Raynee
14 years ago
Oddly enough the hernia was the only one that got decent pain meds, though the epidural was almost as good except you can't move anymore.
Snailquake thinks
14 years ago
those pains sound pretty unbearable, thank you!
Lemongrass is
14 years ago
hurtinga 2, just reading this.
xkcd
14 years ago
Snailrind: (rofl) TY (heart_beat) HaaH
Play Mortal Kombat and imagine I am the fighter... That's the worst pain I can imagine. (LOL)
(LOL) I can imagine much worse pain than I've ever experienced thus far.
panchitah
14 years ago
(LOL)
lydian711
14 years ago
HighDef: ditto
lydian711
14 years ago
..though having a bone graft hammered into my upper jaw the other day wasn't fun.
lydian711
14 years ago
The procedure wasn't too bad, but the aftermath was worse than any of my 17 root canals.
lydian711
14 years ago
still, the feeling of hammering inside your face, as it displaces all the air and liquid around your cranium..
lydian711
14 years ago
as you can probably imagine, it's a solid 3
lydian711
14 years ago
(jazzhands)
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