Don't you DARE tell my cats they can be poptarts. They already have plenty of weird ideas.

I don't have to tell them that. They just KNOW IT.

By the way, the bottom text must be read this way:

glad I had finished my coffee

(covers her cats' eyes and points sternly to the litter box)...

they already think the pool is a big water bowl and I do NOT want them to get ideas about pooping against a blue background

That's Joshua's ringtone.

Sadly, Adam, I knew that. Sadly.

Ahaha, that was my ringtone, too, until my coworkers stole my phone and changed it.

lol my ringtone is an Oingo Boingo song... <_<