'We can also use middle names in place of first pet's names, but yours is something incomprehensible about dropping tables.'

"insertion attack" sounds like pr0n

Or name the cat Festering and move to Big Wound Road in Ringle, Wisconsin.

I dunno if this really rules anything out. Remember Rule 34

bets there's a niche for *Mr Rogers* porn: *it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, won't you be mine*

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