that seems pretty standard of him.

doesn't think he understands. He wants to do something *bad*, even to his own standards.

would say that he probably should restrain himself from doing so then.

that is why he considers Kiku to be his most boring brother.

.....is not boring, he's just has common sense. Which apparently Min seems to lack.

common sense has nothing to do with it. Common sense would only enter into it if he hadn't planned not to get caught.

common sense would dictate that doing something extra bad will have bad consequences.

planning to do something bad to someone else and as a result he will find it amusing. To him it is a win-win situation.

still thinks he should likely refrain from that.

Kiku should lighten up. Maybe he would enjoy participating with him? He can view it as a bonding session.

doesn't think bonding by harming someone else is really a good idea either.. :T

isn't going to *harm* anyone per say...

slightly curious what he's planning.....

takes Kiku's hand and gives him a charming smile. 'Let's walk and see what we can do.'

flushes lightly and takes his hand back, though deciding to follow him. "...fine, for perhaps a short time.."

'That a boy.' He is determined to make Kiku live a little, even if he gets him to do something tame by a North Korean standard. 'Let's

prank someone.'

hums a little, following him though unsure about it. At least it would just be a prank.. "What poor nation are you planning to inflict

this prank upon?"

'Oh I don't know. Knowing you, we can't do anything serious.' He looks around. 'Has anyone being irritating you recently?'

shakes his head. "Things have been pretty quiet around here lately.."

rolls his eyes. 'Fine. Let's choose someone at random. America. I'm sure he can take a joke.' He smirks.

hesitates a little. America was certainly a nation he didn't want to upset.. "...are you sure you want to pull something on him...?" >3>

'Rather him than someone I like. Although the kiwi would probably see the funny side...' He thinks about it. Play safe and prank Brett, or_

be daring and prank the most powerful idiot on the planet.

hums a little. "You don't like very many people," he points out. Though he's still on the fence about the pranking either way...

scoffs at his statement. 'I'll have you know I like many people!'

stares at him, obviously doubting that.

can't believe he doesn't believe him! 'I like twin,' He begins, counting on his fingers, 'Gregory,' He pauses to rethink. He was running

out of names. 'The kiwi...the Turk...you, sometimes...' He puts up a hand. 'See? That's five without even trying!'

arches a brow, a little amused. "....with my name on the list, it's hard to believe you're not just digging for names..."

shoves him, 'I like you, okay!' He says, not realising his tone is contradicting what he is saying. 'And I have many fri-Russia!' He almost

hits himself for missing one. 'Ivan and I are close as well. See? I have too many friends to handle.'

((....fff cute *u* ))

stumbles back a bit in surprise at the shove, though catching himself and shaking his head. He laughs a little though. "I can't imagine the

Russian would react well to being forgotten...but if you say so."

him a warning look. 'Well isn't it a good thing he will never know?' He looks a little confused at the sound of Kiku laughing. It was so

unheard of.

couldn't help but be reminded of tsundere characters from anime, and couldn't help but laugh at the thought. He shrugs a little.

"I suppose it is," he agrees. He wasn't willing to talk to the Russian just to tattle on Min.

nods. 'Good. Now, have you decided who you want to prank yet?' He thinks of a good safe and tame prank he thinks Kiku would be okay with,

and stops by a supermarket to buy supplies.

frowns a little as he follows. He didn't really want to make anyone mad but... at least he would be able to blame it on Min after.

"Ah..perhaps America-san would be able to take a light joke.." he says hesitantly.

used to getting the blame. 'Good, because my idea is perfect for him.' He smirks as he first buys one single strawberry. He then picks up

a hollow sweet pastry and then a can on shaving cream.

blinks at this, watching him. "What is the prank you are planning?"

urges him out the store and towards America's home. 'Hold this.' He hands him the pastry and then fills it with shaving cream.

fumbles along with him, reluctantly helping. He makes a face. "..oh, that is disgusting.."

laughs gleefully. 'I know!' He stops when it is filled up.

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finishes it off by putting the strawberry on top. 'There.'

frowns a little. "Won't he be able to tell, anyways?"

shakes his head. 'Of course not. It looks exactly like a delicious cream pie. Offer him a slice and see how long it takes for him to realise

what's in his mouth.'

suddenly realizes that crap, he's was going to be front and centre in this, and frowns a little. "I would think he will notice right away.."

arches a brow. 'And why would he? There is no difference in appearance.' Kiku has to be the one to do it. America wouldn't trust Min.

unfortunately has realized this. "The smell, the taste of the first bite..."

laughs. 'No one smells cream pie before they eat it, Kiku. And the second this treat is in his mouth, the prank is officially a success.' He

pats his back. 'You can do this. I believe in you.'

hums doubtfully, but reluctantly gives in. "...f-fine..."

like setting off fireworks. 'Hey, maybe we are more like family than I thought we were!' He wraps an arm around him and leads him to

America's door. 'Listen, I'll hide in the bushes right here, and you say something like 'I got this as a present, would you like some?'' he

nods. 'That way, you can put on that little innocent face of yours when he realises what it is.'

flusters a little, stumbling along as Min drags him up. "....f-fine, I shall try..." he's still incredibly worried at America getting mad at

him though. He steps up to the door and knocks on it, half hoping America isn't actually home.

dives into the bush right by the door. 'Remember!' He whispers loudly, 'Look innocent!'

shoots Min a look before startling as the door opens. "A-ah uhm, hello America-san!" he greets, bowing a little.

blushes at the reminder, faltering a little. "O-oh yes, well.. n-not too much has happened..." He takes a breath, before offering

him the pie. "B-but I received this as a gift and wondered if you would like some?"

straightens a little, hesitantly nodding. "A-ah, sure..."

whispers loud enough for Kiku to hear 'Open the window so I can hear clearly!'

throws a glance back towards where Min's voice had been before following inside and nods. He sets the 'pie' down on the table. "...ah, d-do

you mind if I open a window for some fresh air, America-san..?"

nods a little, pulling the blinds up and opening the window enough that he figured Min would be able to hear.

shuffles up to the window and winks up to Kiku as he opens the blinds. He gives him thumbs up.

makes a face at Min, clearly worried about this still, before turning back and going to get something to serve the pie to America with. >3<

doesn't notice the look, cutting out a piece of the pie (at least it still kind of.. cut like pie) and passing it to America nervously.

blinks, obviously shocked by the reaction. And he was... still eating it?? "U-uhm.... sorry w-what?"

watches, eyes wide, from the window. He can't believe he's still eating-! He covers his mouth, both retching but crying in laughter.

looks absolutely bewildered, looking from America to the pie and back. Had Min actually been pranking him and switched the pie out for a

real one at some point? "N-no, why....?" he hesitates, picking up a bit of cream on his finger to smell it and..making a face. It

definitely still shaving cream. e.e

"A-America-san, I'm sorry, but t-this is... this is shaving cream!" he blurts out, obviously flustered and unsure and feeling

even more guilty than he would have had Alfred caught on.

stops laughing to scowl in Kiku's direction. Weakling!

had to tell him! It's not good to eat all those chemicals! He shakes his head, looking upset. "N-no! Uhm M-Mister America, I-I'm sorry

but this was.... supposedtobeaprank...." >//A//<

once again going to disown Kiku as his brother...

had to tell him..! >A< He looks flustered still, bowing in apology. "I-I am sorry, please do not be upset...."

blushes at the little kiss, still feeling guilty about it. >3<

flusters a bit at that, bringing his hands up to fix his hair and glancing at the window. "O-oh uhm, are you sure...?"

makes loud coughing noises to remind Kiku he was there. Any funny business...

looks puzzled. Idiot, inviting a bush in for-wait...Fuck. He pokes his head up to look in.

isn't sure what he'd consider funny business, but he didn't think Min and Alfred got along too well... "...c-come in Yong Soo, you've

been caught too..." he attempts, wondering if Min would pretend or not.

stands up fully and stares at them through the window. 'Yong Soo? Seriously?' He mumbles to himself. He then grins and waves. 'Alfred! How

did you know?' He cries out.

blinks, realizing this might actually be a bit interesting to watch... He nods a little. "That's true...." >//3//>

twitches but nods. 'Very true.' He runs to the door and comes in to them. He goes up to Kiku and cuddles him from behind.

startles a bit and flusters at that. He had forgotten Min would do that too...He nods, trying to pry himself away from Min to follow Alfred.

nods, smiling brightly. 'Sounds great. Here that, Kiku? We're super cute together. Even Alfred thinks so.' He gives Kiku an evil smile and

pushes him after Alfred.

stumbles a bit with the push, regaining himself and blushing a bit still , hoping Alfred didn't bring up their

threesome.. "O-oh yes...t-thank you America-san.."

would certainly not let it drop if he knew about the threesome. 'I know you did, but, well, we're just so in love we love to hear it again

and again. Don't we Kiku?' He pinches Kiku on the rear and winks at him.

at first is alarmed at how close Alfred is to him, but reminds himself he is Yong right now so he pretends it's normal.

yelps in surprise at the pinch, quick to swat his hand away and blushing worse. "I-it's a bit embarrassing to hear, actually..." he

protests, following along and watching both of them.

Kiku a kiss on the cheek. 'Yeah, Kiku, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. You're in our company!' He is curious to know what the

American has in his fridge.

flushes still, trying not to lean away from him at the kiss. Oh this had been a bad idea after all. "I-I suppose...."

'Kimchi.' He says straight away, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. He sits up on the counter and pulls Kiku in between his

legs and locks him in place.

"A-anything you would like, America-san.." he startles as Min traps him, blushing and trying to squirm away. "Mi-Y-Yong..!" he scolds

under his breath.

makes cute baby faces at him.

makes upset scolding faces back at him.

whispers into Kiku's ear. 'How buddy-buddy are Yong and Alfred?'

flushes a bit at Alfred's comment and glances back at Min. "...f-fairly, I guess..."

nods and jumps off the counter only to jump onto Alfred's back.

blinks in surprise at that.

makes kissy noises in Alfred's ear. 'I'm so tall! Even taller than usual!' He says in his best Yong voice.

hides his surprise very well, but inside he wonders what the hell the American thinks he's doing, kissing his twin like that. He giggles

into Alfred's shoulder, eyes looking up at him a mischievous way. 'Aren't I always?'

frowns a bit, though quite bewildered that Min was going this far. He nods a little. "....surprisingly often...."