Buy some black sheets?

Black sheets? What am I, living in the 70's?

black sheets and gold pillows

Eww.

classy!

Well bl as ck sheets would make a cheap burka... Could get away with navy blue in a pinch

I think I'd prefer blue over black sheets. I can also reuse it for playing a fake tuareg desert nomad.

Yay multi use dress ups

I once wore a moroccan jellaba at a US friend's house, after a shower... went outside on their deck...

and the guy came RUNNING saying NO NO NO NO bad news. Then went to reasssure all his neighbours we were actually just weird Europeans

And I do mean simple non-tourist jellabas which are PERFECT for wandering around after showers but they seem to think...

Morocco is next door to eye-wrack *sigh*

Ariadne_Korda: Well, they are both *that way* /me motions vaguely towards the Atlantic Ocean.

Exactly, but it was SOOOOO funny

well, he didn't think so.

Now I want a djellaba, *hrumph*

also, morocco is near old europe. and we know what THOSE people there do.

jackalennui: Shower only twice a month?

LOLOL totally decadent

and not enough respect for all the God Bless America posters on the nearby houses, clearly

(and no, I did NOT compare it to Hitlerian Germany. Well, not out loud...

freebie: showeing?! are you crazy? do you know how that fucks up my carefully cultured and groomed leg hair?

But it was during the eye-wrack business and Europe wasn't very popular for not joining in

jackalennui: Oh, sorry. I meant take sand baths.

Mr RL wouldn't even let me buy a Freedom Fries T-shirt *pout* let alone the *Fuck the French* one

I was once tempted to buy a tee that said "These Freedom Fries Taste French"

HEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a quick roll in the mud with the pigs is enough

if you have a septic tank, you don't even need to keep pigs

(NOT my favourite thing about France)