You hit Annoying TV Infomercial for 2 points of damage! Annoying TV Infomercial tries to hit you but MISSES!

And if you call right now, you can kill him again for free! You have slain Annoying TV Infomercial!

You have encountered Woodchuck which lunges at you with Chucked Wood!

You have encountered Wooden Marionette which lunges at you with Elongated Nose!

what

legend of the green dragon

It just doesn't stop