Morning!
Why hello there ms Medlock, how goes this wonderful day for you?
Here the sun is shining - and has done so since four in the morning - and now I am full of rather sub-par muselei.
How has your morning thus far progressed?
I do not want to get out of bed. I want to sleep more.
Sleep is for the weak!
Just have a wank and then get up - works every time.
No, I'd knacker myself and fall back to sleep if I did that.
Fair enough - try just falling out of bed, that works.