and why are all these fucking birds chirping there's nothing to be chirping about

they're chirping about the bright orange thing in the sky

and why are all these small woodland animals scampering so happily about

this isn't fucking Bambi okay

if they all start breaking out into song

i'm checking myself in to the psych ward

up before 10 am and irrationally pissed about it

ffffft oh wow how early. <.<

Yeah... I'm just hiding inside from that orange thing in the sky. :3

Well waking up before 10 am is a big deal if you go to sleep at 6 am ;__;

i've spent the majority of my time awake

walking into walls

and talking into inanimate objects

*to. not into

fgghjkhg

Yeah that is a big deal.

i named my tv Leonard

he likes NCIS and those random Sci-Fi shows about monster sharks

fffff

Leonard and I are very close friends

he doesn't mind when I throw popcorn at him

or kick him to make him work

;__;

do like I do and pull all the blinds and curtains closed when the orange thing is out >>

and wear hats and dark glasses if you must venture forth into its light

*coughs* I have no idea why the children insist I am a vampire. nope. none.

fffft

IT BURNS US YES IT DOES

It's Naruto's hair and smile! So bright it's like the sun!

phffft

I tan, but I refuse to let the thing near my eyes, ok? a good portion of my migraines are sun-induced

blech at sun