Oh, the humanity!

Remind me to check my house's foundations.

this will be my house lol

I hope this gets them some collectors and the like now. OMG, a 1st edition Black Beauty?!

/eyes the bookcases.

shudders at the idea of burning books.

No doubt some gems in there. "eBay"

That's the problem, though - they don't have the *time*.

I can imagine an army of volunteers descending upon them, now that the news is really out.