You should be dancing tango with your boyfriend during winter.

It'll keep you warm~ <3

Tango?

Yes! Tango! It helps in body coordination.

It's a very intimade dance, you see. If you can get the rhythm of your partner, you'd have better coordination.

You get what I'm saying, boy?

.... Vaguely.

We can practice that well enough in sports events.

So you tango during practice?

.... No.

We do sports in sports events.

Is that what you kids call it now? 'Sports'?

.... It really IS sports.

Don't be so perverted, old man.

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OLD! OAO

.... Aren't you?

NO! I'm only 18!!

... LIES.

IT IS NOT!!!

YOU DON'T LOOK EIGHTEEN.

YOU LOOK THIRTY.

Italians just tend to look older than their counterparts.

It's a caucasian flaw. ;3;

That still doesn't make you eighteen.