saw "Secret Diaries of a Call Girl" on the shelf for Early Readers. They're starting them young these days, aren't they? [phplurk.com]
Ugh what
Sour Candy
says
wtf, wait is this the same as Belle de Jour?
The Evil One
says
ooh, I have belle de jour!
Sour Candy
says
have you read it yet? 
The Evil One
says
yup. It was...okay. You want?
Sour Candy
says
I was lent a copy ^_^