the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

I don't get it.

Oh. My friend explained this.

Meh. I like corsets.

I too like corsets although they dont like me; my shoulders are too broad to make me look nice in them.

I look damn good

*grumble*

Lucky you - I cant wear high heels either