a magot in your pear

no justay what

what

the holocaust

kk

was that supposed to be a joke?

its called an anti joke

what did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?

what

arms and leds

*legs*

Cancer

o!

Whats green and has 4 wheels?

I get where you're coming from with the anti joke

what

a car

grass, i just lied about the whhels

where did you get all these anti jokes from?

my friends traded anti jokes for regular jokes at the mission trip

did you make any up,or were those anti jokes your friends said

i wrote the fist one.

how did Sally fall off the swing?

idk

How did sally fall off the swing? please tell

maybe her butt was wet?

she had no arms or legs. How did she fall off again?

if she had no arms or legs then how did she get on the swing in the first place? That's the real question here

someone put her back on

kk

Whats red and smells like blue paint?

idk

red paint

o wow

what is the answer to this question?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra

lol

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

get some real teeth

I get it

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

kk

sucks for him.

ikr

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

lol

When is a fish not a fish ?

when its in some1s stomach

When it's a jar.

kk

that doesnt make sense

Exactly.

anti jokes make sense

maybe it wasn't ment to be an anti joke. Maybe I made you think it was an anti joke to throw you off when it was really just random words

well its not funny

it wasn't ment to be funny

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

bc he wanted 2

because he got hit by a truck

lol poor kid

dixon you must be on the same site i'm on

what there's a sight 4 dat? man I seem like such an idiot right about ...... now

its called anti-jokes.com

How did the fat guy survive the aircrash?

how

He didn't he died like everyone else

lol