its not too late

the Northampton Umbrella Festival?

THERE'S AN UMBRELLA FESTIVAL?

SHIT. I'm so calling in sick for that.

I was thinking more the Northampton Collective of Intellectual Minds Devoted to the Art of Mug Making

...festival

no no, that one's technically a 'bonanza'.

BONANZAS ARE WHERE IT'S AT!

oh sorry my mistake