Seroiusly, where has it all gone? I respond, but with no regularity or drive and I cant even think of a fun, non-self loathing topic.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

In other news the filthy scum of Penzanse Cornwall have beated Hastings as the town with the most pitates.

Whilst I should be greatly angered by the lost of our towns only 'respectable' qualification, at least that means that we can win it back

next year. It will be like studying for our GCSE's all over again - but not academical so Hastings peopel actually have a chance.

pirate day's in august, isn't it? I have my cutlass at the ready!

Don't be sad. It's fun just having you around.

And it's purely wishful to think that you could beat us at gathering pirates, so I shouldn't worry about it.

We did it last year! You may have family friendly pirates - we have proper skurvy and stabbin' pirates!

Plus I am not that fun.

arrr that we do!

Our pirates anal other pirates roughly

See, you are so much fun. : D

Our pirates have already bum sexed you so expertly you didn't even notice.

It was weak and womanly - your pirates are sissy. They didnt even have the guts to leave anything venerial behind!