Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. — The lesson is ‘never try‘.

he average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

he man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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