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These plurks make me laugh something serious. Even though I don't know either of them, it's just funny.

well, it's good to know I'm providing a chuckle to someone I don't know, even if it does mean I'm getting insulted.

It's all in good fun.

Glad to hear you enjoy them Ellie Updates will be regular and any changes in their relationship status will be noted, if horrendously

unexpected

AHAH.

oh 100% jake, I didn't go out tonight so obviously my chances are a bit low at the moment

simon, i know a girl you can go out with

this sounds like its going to be an insult...

Jack's mum?

why do me and my mum get brought into this

it would have been whoever said that's mum, who just happened to be you.

hmmm

matt has a random insult generator jack

it hurts

filled with knives

And sad faces.

poor poor jack

Who are you lining up for Simon then Jack...?