it's been turbulent times for our hopeful lovers it would seem

oh, man. this won't get old...

oh wait it did. ages ago.

mountainous? I know something else which is massive

your vagina?

This isn't getting old for me. Haha.

I'm not tired of it yet, either.

Jake is your chart going up or down right now? because its 3am and I'm on Plurk of all things :/

It's going up. Evidently there's something about being on Plurk in the small hours that will bring you love Simon.

Or maybe it was Matt actually in bed with someone at the same time.

daylen was on my bed. But admittedly we were skyping and my laptop was on my bed. We were talking about swimming.

omg and I'm a lifeguard, ITS ALL TRUE

We also talked about Simon being a lifeguard. So, actually, this is all somewhat plausible.

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