wave to you in geekville on her way past to designville, while riding her iPad like a stallion.

Wait. That sounded less tongue-in-cheek condescending and more Porn Star.

headdesks.

Porn Star and in fact speaks the dialect fluently.

What dialect? Most of it's just "Ooh, baby. Harder. You're so good."

It has it's own dialect. Much like Druidic from D&D.

understands entirely.

When I'm hearing "Ooh, baby", she's actually discussing the finer points of Sarte, and I just don't understand that dialect, right?

Right. It's totally like that. *nods*

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