LOL, I have to sign a Code of Ethical Practice which means I have to take responsibility for my actions if it looks like I'm flirting...
and apparently my actions could be misinterpreted by outsiders motivated by jealousy...
obviously that as I'd be a gym instructor ;P why else would some guy be worried I'm talking to his girlfriend in the gym? 
(jokes)
(jokes)
are you drunk, simon?
yes, its the only way I can do this work.