...personal perfumer to Janet Napoloitano, DHS contains essential oils of capsacin, sandalwood, eagle tears, non-Lebanon cedar, and guns.

Notes of vigilance, musk, tonka bean, and black cordura pat down the senses to preserve comforting overtones of vanilla.

And a cool, commanding base of conditioned orange infusions evoke the powerful agency's message that, while all may be serene for now...

...the future almost certainly holds a seductive hint of menace.

Now if only I knew someone who made perfume or cologne. If only. If only this brave, brave wonderful person could possibly do custom work.

Hey yarnbeans -- he's talkin' ta YOU.

Capsacin might be good tohint at, not use, however. A little pepper spray in your perfume can reduce usability.

True. And I hear eagle tears are hard to come by these days.

Meh. She lives in Oregon. They eat them eagles there.