oh wait shoot. why didn't it embed?!

DID HE JUST CALL HER "HUMMINBURR"?

yes. yes he did.

WAIT A SEC

SHE HIS HUMAN MATESPRIT.

jo wwhat is this

i guess she is, yeah. she's his wife.

and it's cinematic beauty, eridan. that's what it is.

The Small Human With Them Is Their Progeny Correct

John, I'm not quite sure this was really necessary.

She Does Not Look Pleased To Be Included In Their Embrace

WHAT'S A WIFE.

uh...progeny means kid right? if so then yes. she is.

tentacletherapist yes, it was totally necessary.

threshecutioner a wife is...uh the woman in a human married couple. and the man is the husband!

OH.

THEN

WAIT YOU MEAN THIS MOVIE HAS A ROMANTIC SUBPLOT RUNNING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME.

NOW IT SOUNDS INTERESTING.

really? that's all i had to say to get you to watch it?

YOU MADE IT SOUND STUPID.

i wwouldnt mind wwatchin it

SO IF ANYTHING IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR PRESENTING THE FILM BADLY.

what, no! i made it sound awesome!

NO YOU DIDN'T.

oh my god

no im not watching this i didnt even need to click the link before knowing it involved sweaty wife beaters and shitty acting

i know how it goes

how do i

get through one nigh without you

if i had to live without you who would rub my junk

night

fuck

You Are Increasing Your Penis Representation After All

dave, that's not how it goes!

it never stops

the dicks never end

wwhat

That Sounds Painful

what sounds painful?

Never Ending Genitalia

Id Rather Not Think About It Too Much To Be Honest

Im Just Ignoring Those Remarks As Much As I Can Which Is Sadly Not Entirely

wow.

There Are Simply Too Many References Being Made

okay um.

can we change the subject back to something else that is decidedly not dicks?

wwhats wwrong wwith dicks

ONCE AGAIN MY FACE HAS FOUND THE WARM EMBRACE OF MY PALM.

wwhat

wwhy

STOP. JUST STOP.

Why are boys so *gross*?