For all who don't know me? I'm Marceline, the Vampire Queen.

I basically just splashed into Vatheon not long ago.

*Vampire*?

Yeah, you know, ones who drink blood?

Oh, a rain8ow drinker.

Wow, you sound totally l8me!

But I don't usually live off of just blood, I like eating shades of red.

*Lame*?

Excuse me, you've got to be joking.

Oh look at me, I am the Queen of Vampires........ Queen!!!!!!!! You sound like you c8me from a trashy wriggler novel.

Whoa, whoa whoa, *whoa*. I don't know who *you* are, but coming into my space and telling me that I sound like I came out of some

fantasy-driven **garbage**?! That isn't going to settle well with me...

Oops, did I offend Her Highness????????

Do you even *know* what I did to get my title?

Does she want a human 8and-aid?

*Hissss*

Eat a lot, I guess.

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Uh--- no.

I took the title of the Vampire King, who I killed.

So, lady? If you don't want any trouble, you should just back off *right now*.

Hahaha, 8itch, I am the *thief of light*. I 8ack off to no one. :::: )

Thief of light? That sounds incredibly lame.

8etter than Vampire Queen.

Right, right... you just keep telling yourself that...