Since the stupid guide refuses to work due to whatever Russian interference is.

I would like to inform you all of 3 very important facts!

1. I have 8ecome very rich : : : : )

2. I have done it in record time. Setting records is sort of my deal. Setting records no one can 8r8k is even 8etter!

3. This suite is sweet and so is this layout.

You all can 8ask in your envy while I 8ask in the riches of 8eing much more talented at your stupid verminbeast race to the top.

why is your background nic cage

Why WOULDN'T it 8e?

I think it looks just perfect.

as perfect as his acting

I don't think you want to insinu8 what I think you're insinu8ing! He is perfect in all his roles.

8ut Con-Air was definitely his 8est performance.

I admit, I did enjoy that one

Swoooooooon.

I see someone has a celebrity crush

I was taught 8y the 8est.

the best at celebrity crushes??

Yeah!

He likes some guy named Mcconagay too. I think that's his name.

wow vk ii don't know what two 2ay about that

You don't know anything a8out actors, so you don't have an opinion here!

This is a serious discussion regarding serious men being serious a8out their flying crafts and hard 8oiled sexiness.

what she said

uh riight 2eriiou2 2weaty human men

Yeeeeeeees, you're getting it!

you miight a2 well go after equiiu2

Take that 8ack, Captor.

nope

You know what I'm like when I'm mad.

liike ii'm 2cared of you

That's a shame you aren't. You weren't even involved last time I decided to manipul8 you.

what are you talkiing about?

... Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

You don't remem8er?

I can only control you half the time. That's all I needed, remem8er?

2hut up

ii remember okay

Good.

It'd 8e a shame if you forgot.

be a 2hame iif you got an iicepiick through the eye

It'd 8e a shame if science 8lew your eyes out!

Oh w8.

hey that ha2n't happened yet

8ut it will!

And then your 8est 8uddy will make you lose that charming lisp.

I would miss it if I were around to hear it again.

lo2iing the lii2p wouldn't be two bad

8ut it's so endearing!

you thiink ii'm endeariing?

Endearingly mocka8le, yes.

2o what el2e ii2 new

Just st8ing the obvious!

...I can't believe that YOU are scorpio.

I can't 8elieve a man in clown makeup is responding to me! Who would have thought.

Can I get a different patron troll?

Can you move the stars?

....it's worth trying.