So having Eridum8 as a h8friend on this thing is totally ironic, right?
yes
uh
Ok.
I feel so much 8etter!
wwell i mean if you put it like *that*
Eridan, get out.
in fact its pretty much the definition of irony
Do I need to put on shitty shades?
I think this is a shitty shades moment!
wwhy should i this isnt a fuckin privvate plurk so i can comment wwherevver i fuckin please
do it
Shades: On. Eridan: Flipped off.
My day just got a little 8etter! :::;D
just one reason why irony is fucking awesome
the main reason being that it isnt
oh noooo im so hurt
which is what makes it so cool
You realise that made a8solutely no sense, right?
Eridan, get out MORE.
no im not fuckin gettin out
Why can't I find the 8lock 8utton on this thing????????
you knoww wwhere the block button is
its crammed up your fuckin nook
And once again, your unfortun8 o8session with my ass rears its malformed headstu8!
yeah dude its pretty disturbing
YOU TOO? DXXXX
Oh w8
wwhat
you meant his o8session and
not my actual ass
Uh
no
yeah
just
stop]
right noww
wwith all a these
wweird assumptions
whats there to assume
ASSumptions, you say?
that i havve some fetish for asses and wwoww get out
just get the fuck out
dude
its her plurk
and youre the one who started talking about asses
you get out
i wwasnt fuckin goin on about asses i wwas just fuckin replyin to wwhat she fuckin asked
get that through your clogged up think pan
WRONG!
Wrongy-wrong wrong.
uh no
right
im alwways right
At the first possi8le opportunity, you steered the topic of covers8tion to my ass!
always right
seriously
wow
yep
also no vvri i didnt jesus fuck
see this is where i bring up that thing where you made a huge mistake
and we tried to tell you it was retarded
no you dont havve to bring that up
(with punchings!)
see i realize that
really
really
wwhich is wwhy im not includin it in my "im alwways right"
so minus that one particular thing
i am alwways right
thats
incredibly retarded
So w8, that means you were wrong a8out always 8eing right?
Incredi8ly retarded totally covers it!
no no no im alwways right
WRONG!
NO YOU ARE WWRONG
oh ffs
You're the wrongiest wrong who ever wronged!
Two against one, duh.
see its sorta unfair in the first place
since you twwo are kinda pale pals and shit
Kinda? ::::|
yeah sucks to be you
deal with it
Are you doing the shades thing, Dave?
Do the shades thing.
no
dont do the shades thing
ERIDAN GET OUT.
nope
dot
avvi
GO HOME ERIDOUCHE.
Haha, oh w8!
HEY
You can't! :::;D
FUCK YOU
I HAVVE LIKE TWWENTY HIVVES I CAN GO TO
Haha, suuuuuuuure!
yeah cause theyre empty
like the striders for example
Wh8t.
what
wwhat
ok see we talked that over with jade
youre not coming anywhere near our house
really noww
really
considerin that ivve been on my best behavvior im ashamed that she didnt livve up to her end a the deal
appalled i mean
8est 8ehaviour my spinal crease!
i dont give a fuck about your hurt feelings
no i obvvviously kneww that
Man, 8eing 8anned from Striderhive must suck so 8ad!
Even THINKING a8out it is making me want to go there right now and take in all the luxury and shit.
oh haha]
vvery fuckin hilarious
What? It sure is gr8 to 8e a8le to go over there and make out with my kismesis any time I want!
Unlike SOME PEOPLE~
uh huh
you just keep on hammin it up vvri
Sorry, what?
Can't hear you over all these makeouts!
yeah just keep on wwhatevver
aww vriska i think you upset him
What? I upset dear, sweet Eridan, my very 8est 8uddy???????? ::::C
Oh noooooooo!
uh no im not upset
wwhy wwould you evver come up to that conclusion
We can hear your muffled weeping from here, duh.
"a8loo8loo8loooooooo!"
riiiiiiiiiiight
saddest sound i ever heard
you just keep on lyin an caryin on to yourselvves
hey eridan
u mad
i think the better question is
u mad
Remind me to <>-8unp you l8r, Dave.
nope
actually this is all kinda hilarious
wwell wwhat a coincidence because im not either
really noww
taking all my coolkid resolve not to crack up over here
No, Dave!
right i bet youre tryin so hard not to just be just absolutely tickled in that tangerine color you sport
Maintain the pokerface at all costs!
its not easy
but i think ill manage
oh i bet
150 responses strong of a striders definition of irony
im not sure if this is saddening or simply amusing
both
obvs