this is just so fucking exciting
~miracles~ pinkie, miracles
(I don't need a fourth wall)
shitty social network sites are miraculous now
sorry mustve missed that memo
i know right
its a fucking party in here
Hey, no parties!
because i just dont get enough of you guys irl
Every8ody knows what you guys do at parties. :::;D
ok who told her
vriska please shut up
What?
Like it 8n't common knowledge 8y now!
wait what
did jade have a fucking spycam or something
Why would she need a spycam? ::::\
I mean she was totally right there!
Duh.
wait so she told you
vriska I see you there
with my eyes
don't make me summon bro
Harley didn't tell me, Dave, YOU did!
what
And you 8n't seeing NOTHING, person-who-summons-8ro. 8888I
orange do i get to come over and kill you now
no
because i didnt fucking tell her
You did!
when
8ut if Pantsless tries to kill you I'll eviscer8 him, no worries.
8efore I wrote the fic a8out it, duh!
Kind of hard NOT to find out he punched you. ::::|
oh
right
yeah
ahahaha nvm orange youre off my shitlist
...I'm missing out on the 8EST dirt here, 8n't I.
there is no dirt ok
sand sure
dirt no
You know I'll find out your dum8 secrets eventually.
ALL MY EYES.
ON YOU.
nope
keep telling yourself that tink
You are 8oth severely underestim8ting my capacity to 8e sleuthy and sneaky and find things out!
I am the 8est stalker. It's me.
can you stop talking now
Fine!
you can stop stalking too
Haha, no. >:::;D
w/e its not like were up to anything
ok fine
stalk pantsless all you want
if itll satisfy your pantsless fetish
go crazy
I
Wh8t
pink
was
that really hard to understand
Hey, there are no fetishes here!
This is ENTIRELY PLATONIC STALKING.
just be true to yourself vriska
dont worry i wont judge
insist harder plz
maybe ill believe you
When did this 8ecome the GANG UP ON VRISKA plurk? >::::|
hey no
no gangs
i dont think two guys count as a gang
especially when theyre the same guy
Oh my fucking god if you get me started on one of my rants a8out how ALL DAVES ARE DIFFERENT you will regret it.
So trust me!
IT'S A GANG.
still just two of us though
and its not like this is such a huge deal
The more you insist on that, the less I 8elieve it!
fine
ill stop
Now I'm REALLY curious. ::::\
(Also watching through your window!!!!!!!!)
no youre not
k ill just walk by pantsless
you dont mind right
you got your binoculars ready
i mind dude
8H MY G8D I H8 YOU 8OTH.
sure you do
leave your bare ass out of my room
what you dont want pantsless cuddles
im hurt
oh my fucking god shut up
Hot.
no it is not
How do you know unless you try it?
I promise I tooooooootally won't peek!
no he doesnt want them
not now not ever
point taken
oh my god i hate you both
sobbing into a bucket of ice cream rn
i hope youre happy
hey youre the one whose got ice cream
which instantly heals all emotional scars
hey if youre so desperate for pantsless cuddles im sure eridan would be up for some
dude it is just not the same
oh right
obvs
how could i not see that
so yeah im good here
with my ice cream
and lack of pants
youre not actually sitting around the house without pants right
just to be sure
Of course he is!
Not that I can see
o8viously
just that he's CONSTANTLY in a st8 of pantslessness!
basically
these are shrodingers pants
theres only one way to find out of theyre on or not
Dave. Go.
Pantsless cuddles.
what
no
boo fucking hoo
ok fine
Yes. You have 8een nomin8ted for this gr8 mission.
you want your snuggles
or cuddles or what the fuck ever
fine
youll have them
T8KE PICTUR8S.
no cameras allowed
so are you in your room or what
Oh my god are you really doing this?
youd better not be on the living room couch without any pants
Are you making it hapen????????
what if i am
hey he asked for it
its my house too i can lounge around in my fucking skivvies
fine i guess
if you dont mind cuddling in front of anyone who happens to pass by
...Like, say, some8ody's moirail who might decide to pay a visit for completely unrel8ted reasons?
yeah like that
tink go home
Never!
ok see you on the couch dude
~*~*~~im waiting~~*~*~
oh man sparkles
im like swooning or something right now
Excuse me, sparkles are MY territory, step the fuck off. >::::I
but tink he likes them
how can i withold the sparkles
Replace them with more snuggles, o8viously.
Duh!
right my bad
now go home
Fine, fine.
I will give the two of you some PRIVACY!
(Take pictures, Dave.)
(no)
hmm i wwould miss one interestin convversation
sorry
missed your chance
seems like thats a reoccurrin thing to me
while ive little doubt that there are more things in skaia and derse that are dreamt of in my philosophy
my one question is very simple
what the fuck is this
It's pantsless snuggles!
Sorry, I thought that was o8vious.
srsly