Am I 'hip' now, having a - PLURK?!
denzelcrocker
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You kids and your 'social media'
I suppose you must be, sir.
denzelcrocker
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Huh? Someone commented to me? Yay
denzelcrocker
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And, yes. I suppose I - AM!
Oh, and hello to you!
denzelcrocker
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Hello.
This format is rather different than the usual, isn't it?
Wohohohoho, it is quite a stirring form of computer talking...
denzelcrocker
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Yes, it is. I'm not sure how I like it.
However, it does not have all the colors I require for my purposes! 
THIS DESPICABLE THING
THIS DESPICABLE THING
denzelcrocker
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I can't troll everyone as easily as on that 'duck' place
denzelcrocker
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What colors do you desire Kefka? And hello. Good to see oyu.
Colors?
denzelcrocker
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The GUI
denzelcrocker
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...I think I lost you on that. Yes, I think I did.
Oh! Can we change our text to different colors here?
Gold and purple 
so I can have red-gold-blue for the warring triad and purple for myself. It will be a most glorious coloration!
so I can have red-gold-blue for the warring triad and purple for myself. It will be a most glorious coloration!
denzelcrocker
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I'm checking on that now.
Kasumi, it's up in your profile! Under your name, if I recall correctly. Or IIRC, as these internet wriggling bugs say.
Thank you, I will looks for this.
Though I am a bit surprised it is not Red-Blue-Yellow. I hope they have the colors you like soon, Kefka-san.
denzelcrocker
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This place had my user information all wrong. WHY THE HECK DID IT SAY I LIVE IN IL?!
This red will have to do for now, since I am lacking in the others! Since red is the best of the three available. No offence to blue.
denzelcrocker
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And yes, it's your - PROFILE EDITOR
denzelcrocker
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Mmm... there's also an empty box for HTML...
Oh, dear, I do not seem to have the option...
denzelcrocker
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Apparently, you need 'karma' to use certain features
I see. That is the number next to your name, isn't it? A points system, I suppose?
denzelcrocker
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Looks like it.
I wonder...should I make my own, or continue leeching off this one I have hijacked...
I see. I would have liked the green.
Highjacked? Ah, your own would be a bit more personal, wouldn't it?
Yes, it would, but I don't have nearly so much karma....also, I like having all these emoticons. They're so useful! 
Oh my, that banana is dancing!
How cute!
denzelcrocker
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It's dancing. And that one is laughing
denzelcrocker
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/stares
denzelcrocker
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/twitch
Sir Kefka
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It's an emoticon, Crocker. Don't worry about it.
denzelcrocker
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/twitch Ive seen those faces before
Sir Kefka
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You're...text twitching. Is that supposed to happen?
denzelcrocker
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No, it wasn't
I like the emoticons.
Crocker-san, are you all right?
denzelcrocker
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/twitch twitch
denzelcrocker
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IT'S STARING AT ME!
Sir Kefka
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...I think we should not use them around Crocker.
Oh, dear, I do agree.
Sir Kefka
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Crocker, is there anything else you don't want us to mention around you?
Please do let us know.
I don't know why those 'emocations' make me twitch so much...
Um... yes... But this is rather awkward to say...
Sir Kefka
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We won't judge. It'd be tacky to take advantage of an ally.
We will not use them. And please, do not worry. If there is something you would not like to us to speak of, we will not.
THANK YOU!... I find taking about.... sex to be rather awkward...
Sir Kefka
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Don't worry, I won't be touching it with a ten foot pole with mine. It's digusting.
Oh my... that, I might say, I do as well...
Sir Kefka
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This is what we have asexual budding for!
Yay!
--I am unfamiliar with that word.
It's just an exclamation of approval
Sir Kefka
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Or is it asexual budding you don't know?
Yes, the one you had mentioned, Kefka-san.
Though thank you for the explanation, Crocker-san.
Sir Kefka
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asexual reproduction refers to animals/plants/etc having children without having sex
Sir Kefka
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and the children only have the dna of the single parent
Sir Kefka
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budding is when the child grows on the parent
I see! Something like amoeba, but done by a person?
Other worlds truly are so different...
Sir Kefka
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Yes! Exactly. Although thsi world hasn't gotten the hang of it yet...
Sir Kefka
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The cactuars seem to have it down, but that's it right now.
OF COURSE OTHER WORLDS ARE DIFFERENT! BUT ALSO THE SAME!
Cactuars? Another animal from your world, Kefka-san?
Oh, yes, but it is still amazing to learn the similarities as well as the differences, isn't it?
Sir Kefka
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Yes! They're like your cactii, but alive and very dangerous.
...do they have legs? : o?
Sir Kefka
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Yes! Also arms, eyes and a mouth. And huge spines.
THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
Oh! They sound very fearsome.
Sir Kefka
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ONE OF YOU NITWITS, GET OVER HERE AND GET YOU RPICTURE TAKEN
Sir Kefka
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kdfj;asld ga
Sir Kefka
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don't step on the keyboard, you, I need that
Sir Kefka
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what do you mean, I'm using the skype??? I don't care, it's coming out as text, you are ruining my book
it spraying needles?
Sir Kefka
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Yes! That is the thing that they do.
...oh my. I had thought it would be scary.
That is rather cute!
Sir Kefka
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...it says "Thank you."
Please let it know that it is welcome : )
Ah ha! I knew it!
What are some 'other' things they do?
Sir Kefka
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They have very tough hides and are very good at digging nests in desert areas.
Mmmm. Makes sense.
What do they eat?
I am curious to that, as well.
Sir Kefka
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They are omnivorous! they eat anything they can find, which is, if I recall correctly: insects, sandworms, unlucky travelers
Sir Kefka
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photosynthesis if they need to, fruits, I think they eat valuable metals for nutrients for their hides?
I was about to ask, don't they still photosynthesis.
Sir Kefka
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Yes, they do it, but it's not enough.
That is understandable, photosynthesis. Walking plants! That is lovely, the variety of animals where you are from.
Or, creatures would be a better term.
Yes, a magical twist on them. At least comparing to my own universe.
Where are you from, Crocker-san?
Dimmsdale, Cal. You're from Japan if I'm not mistake, yes?
...That's in the United States.
Kasumi-san
is
that in Europe? And yes, I am from Japan. The city of Tokyo, Nerima district, to be exact.
Oh! I was too slow.
The United States, that is a very big country!
Yes, IS IT! Third largest in the world. Canada and Russia are larger.
I figured as much. Considering Kazuha, use to add 'san' to my name and she was also from Japan.
It is a common honorific in this country.
I have not been to the United States, but it looks like a lovely country. You have very nice music.
It means, "mister' I believe correct?
Correct! /smiling
I've been to Japan a few times. Once to visit Kazuha's house and another time she took me to a hotspring for my birthday.
Sir Kefka
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It has a lot of variety going for it.
The United States is rather mixed. Yes.
I hope you enjoyed yourself!
I would say that our worlds are very similar, Crocker-san, but given the community, that may not be the case.
I did actually. The hotsprings where very relaxing.
I am glad to hear this!
Although, I was glad it was a private hot spring...
I don't like being naked in public... It's awkward.
BUT YES I DID!
And I wouldnt say our worlds are anything alike but they most likey have simlairies.
There is always something similar for every world, I have found, even if it is only the people.
Public hot springs can take a bit of getting used to, especially the mixed bath.
I can understand your concern.
... The mixed bath?...
We had a wall between us.
..........................
Sir Kefka
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Sounds like Narshe.
What sounds like Narshe?
Sir Kefka
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The hot springs. They have a lot of them up there.
I see. That is common, but there is also a tradition to share a bath between genders.
It is not so common in the public bath houses. Much more common in the resort areas.
........................................................................ I liked having the hot spring side to myself thank you.
I'm sorry, I did not mean to unsettle you.
Well, you apologized.
I have shame about my body. ALRIGHT!?
Well, there's that and I just dont care for looking at anyone naked.
I"m only pretty in a dress but that
that's besides the point.
Sir Kefka
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We could go dress shopping!
... No that's alright. It's bad enough mother forces them on me.
Sir Kefka
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Oh. That's unfortunatele. We could get you armor that you felt comfortable in?
Would the armor increase my self esstem?
Sir Kefka
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...quite possibly. It's very comfortable.
Well, then I suppose I'll give it a shot.
Sir Kefka
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I can have it tailored to fit, if that would be helpful! I'm a good hand with needle and thread.
Really? I didnt know that.
Sir Kefka
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It's useful to be able to sew repairs to my armor! And I used it to make extra cash when I was young.
I see. I dont know how to sew. But if you want to help...
But then, I suppose we'll need a 'world hop'. Yes.
Sir Kefka
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We're starting to make goods up in the Tower, so you can shop around there! Or I can give you a lift to one of the towns.
Sir Kefka
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...who will we get the hop from?
Expect only, I dont think your world will take Amercian dollars..
Althought, I do still have gold, silver and bronze wizarding money, that may do.
That may work.
Sir Kefka
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We can also do a money exchange. I don't know the gil to dollars, exchange rate, but I think a few hundred thousand would cover you.
Sir Kefka
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Er, gil. I'd give them to you.
I dont even know what a 'gil' is. FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND? What kind of job do you think I have?!....
THANK YOU!
Sir Kefka
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Teaching is a well respected and well paid profession here. Knowledge is power, after all.
Sir Kefka
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You're welcome! We've got to stick together and TAKE OVER ALL THE THINGS
Though, Im sure I could figure out the 'mathematical' formula for gil to dollars. I did, figure out American Muggle money to Wizarding coins
Well, it's not well paid here. At the most, I make $30,000 in a whole year.
YES, YES WE DO
But that's what I get for teaching elementary school.
Thank you, friend.
Sir Kefka
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Glad to help, ally.
Oh, you are both teachers? Thank you very much for your hard work, sensei!
I am.
Uh, thank you?
What is it you do, Kasumi?
Teaching is a very honorable carreer. We learn most everything from our teachers.
I 'suppose' it's honorable. Not very fond of children.
Sir Kefka
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I'm not a teacher. I used to be!
Sir Kefka
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Give me the children. I will teach them all.
You are not Crocker-san?
That is very kind of you, Kefka-san! What do you teach?
Kefka, I can't give you the children. I need to stalk them.
Kasumi, No, I'm not.
I'm sorry to hear this.
Sir Kefka
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I taught combat and history for a while. I'm the best there is at magical combat.
Sir Kefka
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......that came out sounding wrong, Crocker. FYI
It did? How, Kefka? I mean it's not a lie. I am stalking Turner.
It is good that you are taking an interest in your students, sensei, but stalking them...
He has those FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Does he live with them?
Where ever Turner, goes the fairies follow.
Besides, it's not like Turner is a child anymore
He's a 19 year old man, still in 5th grade
(is just doing this because plurk says Crocker is 49)
Pretty sure stalking's still illegal, mate.
denzelcrocker
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YOU! And what have you any part of this?
Sir Kefka
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...what are you doing in here, Scotty???
I.... have one of these things now?
...that is a bit. Odd of him to still be in that grade. Does he require remedial class?
Sir Kefka
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So it seems.
He's staying child like in order to keep his - fairies. But I'll play along with his game.
Wait, so what's the deal with these fairies, again?
I do not understand.
Since, you insist of being in here Scotty, I'm trying to prove that magic and fairies are actually real. And according to my research
They hover around children or in this case a 19 year old boy who has been in my class since he was 10.
Right...
You have seen them?
YES!
here are some pictures
All I see is a kid with his parents...
Those aren't his real parents. Normal people here dont have pink or green hair
Well, there's that and that was a rather weird day. I remember it like it was yesterday.....
....................... WHERE THE HECK IS THE FLASHBACK?
Do you have hair dye on your world? I mean, that's a possibility, aye?
Like I was saying, that wasn't the only thing strange about the,
them
Ms.GodTurner, didnt know which bathroom to use
She didnt know what the 'rumbling' in her lower tummy was.
That's hardly an indicator of being a fairy.
I mean, aye, it's a bit weird, but...
And I know, Ms and Mr. Godturner turned that dinosaur into a dog while I had the dinosaur in the box
I'm telling you! They're both fairies!
They didn't know how to 'be' human.
You had to have been there.
There's lots of people who don't know how to "be" human.
Then explain why the dinosaur I had was suddently magically a dog instead?
Maybe it was a shape-shifter. I've met a few of those.
It was MAGIC! They waved their wands!
They made the dinosaur be there in the first place!
They're not around you know.
At least not for the past 65 million years
One of my best mate's got a pet pterodactyl.
Turner isn't a genetic genius. And that's your world! For my world that's not NORMAL!
It's not my world, actually, it's Jack's world. With the Rift.
Well, still. That may be 'normal' somewhere else but it's not 'normal' here.
Alright, well. You need to hire a photographer, mate. A proper one.
Plus, this was before I found that duck place
What? My photographs aren't convincing?
Not really, no. Sorry.
If only I still had that file! But that pink hatted computer virus destoryed it!
......pink hatted computer virus?
Haven't you got antivirus software?
Yes, pink hatted computer virus. Some child, many years ago, wished himself into the Internet with the help of his FAIRY GODPARENTS!
And came across my computer and I fought back with an anti virus I wrote myself
that searched for the IP address and I was able to record fairies in that room
Wait, so the kid was the virus?
using their magic
It was some child
Dont know who
That's.... strange.
Strange doesn't cut it sometimes.
I should imagine not.
Strange is putting it lightly
You don't believe in magic do you?
I acknowledge that there is some form of energy manipulation that certain people are capable of on other worlds.
I don't know that I'd label it 'magic', however.
ahhhh.. Skeptics. People like you ruined me.
Sir Kefka
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Do you want to learn magic? It's possible o nthis world.
I think you're wasting your words with him, Kefka...
Sir Kefka
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I was talking to you, Crocker.
Oh. I have magic. Thanks to one of Gellert's potions. Yes. But - THANK YOU!
Sir Kefka
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This magic would stay with you forever, not just with a potion.
I'm working on keeping this magic stay with me forever. Soon, I will have stabilized the gene he has enhanced within me with the use of
those POTIONS
Then continue on trying to attain that fairy magic.
Sir Kefka
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As you say. But being able to spit flames is also pretty handy.
I could wish for that.
Sir Kefka
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Wishes can't be trusted.
Fairy wishing isn't like genie wishing.
I should know. My Uncle studies GENIES!
What about gods?
It depends on the god. Have you not read The Odyssey?
Nope! I'll go find that right now!
I'll send you a copy if you can't find one.
Though, for an example, Eris is a god you shouldn't ask for anything from.
I teach everything.
FAIRIES!
And I wouldn't doubt that in my own universe, Greek gods are actually real... Not that I've ever seen any but that's besides the point.
...wait, you have--no, wait, I knew this already. You on Earth have more than one set of gods.
Well, yes. Greeks, Romans, Egyptians. You only have one set?
Though 'technically' the Romans copied from the Greeks.
And I"m class lecturing so, I'll stop now.
Yes! The Warring Triad are our only gods. The Goddess, the Demon and the Fiend--or the Maiden, the Poltergeist and the Doom.
That makes things a lot simpler, yes.
However, must people in my universe, don't believe any of our gods to exist. At least anymore. That is expect for me.
Why not? If fairies, genies, unicorns, leprechaun, witches, dragons and dwarves are actually real, why not gods?
My family has spent a long time searching for magic.
Starting back over 300 years ago,
Which, unfortunately, I am the last of.
Eh, children aren'tn for everyone.
It's not like it's going to happen she doesn't love me anymore.
There's always cloning!
But that's science.
Magical cloning?
I suppose. Doesn't fill the void.
Adoption? Baby theft?
Doesn't fill the void on she use to love me. Think that I was brilliant and sweet.
Oooh, the void of...the love thing. I have no idea how to do that.
The only thing that can come close I suppose is being the GodFather of Winry's children.
You tired.
...alternate universe opposite sex you?
Tired?
/stare
But isn't that
'technically' me still?
But I suppose the only person who could love me, is me.
But my love still belongs to her.
If you insist. [so deeply, deeply confused]
You've never been in love have you?
Nope! It's never crossed my mind.
Love doesn't cross your mind. It just happens like - MAGIC!
...gradually and accompanied by alarming changes to your body?
Well, yes we both where going though puberty but we had known each other since we where kids.
...................................
How bizarre...
I suppose... I still can't believe after all those years together she decided to leave me. I TOLD HER LEAVING ME WOULD MAKE ME GO BERSERK!
...She use to think I was the grooviest. Whatever happened to us?
........I'm going to stand in the corner depressed now.
....there, there?
/weak smile
/fake smile; it's working, right?
Eh. Sort of, it's still appreciated.
I know some nice...dragons...
/raise brow
....they're fun to date....
You know I'm terrified of - DRAGONS! Right?
.....what are your feelings on flying zombie monsters?
..... Does the word human mean anything to you?
....You prefer your dates that way?
Well, yes. Not that love can't go beyond my own species but preferably. And why the heck are you trying to get me date?!
.......because that would make you happier and better for taking over the world?
First of all, I don't want to date. Secondly, I'd rather take over the world as an old bitter grouch.
That also works! Ahahahaha!
Yes, it does. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!