Sob xD

It was merely for communicative purposes . . .

But it's 'cause you wanna talk to me that you added me, right?

. . .

... huh. Your name is Hubert? Never knew that.

You never asked Sir Sven?

... Should I have?

You would have heard it from him.

Never occurred to me~

But does that mean you asked my name from him or something?

. . . of course not. And he mentioned it when we first met.

Hey, what was with those dots in the beginning?

And did he? Man, I'm popular, I guess.

It's an ellipsis. Technically.

It's to be expected; he is your partner.

Yeah, but what was the pause for?

Well, yeah. But how did I come up?

I would think that to be fairly obvious . . .

Does it matter?

... Why are you always so mean to me? Just pretend it isn't.

And I'm curious!

C'mon, Sven Jr. You wouldn't leave a guy to hang like that, would you?

It was a moment of pause to indicate that I doubt the answer which you self-provided.

More importantly, why do you insist on calling me by that nickname when you know what my real given name is?

... What was wrong with my answer?

What, do you not like it?

I mean, you act a lot like him!

. . .

But it is not my name.

... And?

Have you never heard of a nickname before or something?

I would prefer to be called by my name.

But I like Sven Jr. better.

My name is Hubert!

And I told you, it's a nickname.

C'mon, lighten up~

I refuse.

... You refuse to lighten up?

Wow.

Do you ever enjoy yourself?

. . . I enjoy the service I do for my country.

Uh...

Let me rephrase that.

Do you ever do anything for fun?

Do you ever *smile*?

'Cause I don't think I've ever seen you smile.

Yes. I smile. And I have fun.

Really? I need to see this.

Need proof! Guilty until proven innocent!

... Or should it be the other way around...?

It's innocent until proven guilty!

Why do you require proof for something so insignificant?

Then you're innocent of not smiling until proven guilty of it! Yeah, that works.

Hey, having fun ain't insignificant.

That makes little sense . . .

It makes perfect sense!

Classifying "fun" as "important" seems almost contradictory, don't you think?

... No?

Well, I guess I can see where you're coming from, but still.

Honestly . . .

... Hey, I know!

Sven Jr.!

. . . yes?

We should hang out sometime.

How so . . .

... Haven't thought that far yet.

. . .