inb4 massive troll freakout

You

I

W8

What?

here it comes

hope youre happy pinkie

You hope Pantsless is happy........

........After gorgin himself on a 8UCKET?

there someth8ng you 8n't t8lling me h8re?

not happy exactly

my stomach feels like shit but damn was it satisfying

8H MY G8D, TMI.

still a bad idea

next time ill share k

awesome

i mean sure watching it was kind of an interesting experience

but also disgusting as hell

So it's true.

Striders in general have A8SOLUTELY NO SHAME.

its not like i made a mess

those spots on the couch are from someone else

WH8T THE FUCK EV8N.

oh yeah those

pretty sure that was jade actually

DAVE!!!!!!!!

she said she was gonna clean it up but i guess she forgot

what

Do you REALLY think she'll appreci8 you divulging such intim8 details?

And also this is the kind of thing we're supposed to tell each other!

Duh.

well excuse me for not telling you every single time something like this happens

i mean its not exactly a unique occurence

........8re you s8rious.

since you flip a tit over every little thing im not surprised he witholds some shit

This is NOT a little thing! What the fuck is wrong with you????????

wow

ok if id known this is such a huge deal to you i would have told you

though i think it would get old p quickly

Wh8t? No, you don't have to tell me like. Every time or whatever! God!

WAY too much inform8tion.

sheesh try to make up your mind

w/e im gonna buy another bucket later

YOU 8OUGHT IT????????

got any flavor pref or will you put anything in your mouth

eh im fine with whatever

I can't 8elieve what I'm reading here.

Literally. I'm pretty sure I'm going to wake up and this will have 8een some weird-nook dream that I will laugh a8out.

and yet youre still here

HA HA.

nah im pretty sure this is real life

ugh not getting more til i pass this food baby

so uh

howw did it taste

minty

neat