Fill in the blank with things like "I'm a trashy whore"...."I intend to be broke all my life"...."I spend more on my nails than my kids"

and if a mental image just flashed in your mind of who I would hand those out to, yup, that's the picture I had in my mind too

"Ispend more $$$, time and attention on my addiction than anything or anyone else" That's my ex!

I'm unique! I swear! Just like everyone else my age!

My pants can't stand being near my dick either. They are sinking from the shame of it all.