If you bought $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you bought$1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.

But-if you bought $1,000 worth of beer-drank all the beer,turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

I like this plan!

I love it

holy hell. No wonder my dad is in a MOOD.